With all the angst going on around here about Co-Captains, I hope the following can lighten the mood
Tom Jonas: DARCY!! Push up the ground
DBJ: Going Tom
Ollie Wines: DARCY!!, what are you doing this high up, drop back
DBJ: But Tom told me to push up
Ollie Wines: I don’t care, drop back
DBJ: OK Ollie
Tom Jonas: DARCY!! WTF are you doing back here, push up the ground
DBJ: Ollie told me to drop back
Dougal Howard: Houston we have a problem
Dan Houston: Did you say something Dougs?
Tom Jonas: PUSH UP DARCY!!!
DBJ: OK, but I don’t think Ollie will be happy
Ollie Wines: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE DARCY, DROP BACK!!!!
DBJ: You know what Ollie, you sort it out with Tom, I’m staying here
Travis Boak: Tee he
Ollie Wines: TOM!!!!, Darcy needs to stay back
Tom Jonas: That's not how I understand the game plan
Ollie Wines: Well we are playing what is in front of us at the moment so DBJ needs to stay back
Tom Jonas: Sorry but I don’t agree, Ken specifically said……
Ollie Wines: Ken Shmen, I’m making the call here
Tom Jonas: Ken Shmen, what are you, 10?
Travis Boak: I’m 10, tee he
Tom Jonas: Get back to the midfield Ollie, DBJ move up with him
Ollie Wines: Don’t tell me what to do Tom, I’m captain
Tom Jonas: So am I
Olllie Wines: Well I tossed the coin today
Tom Jonas: I’m older that you
Olllie Wines: My number is closer to 1 that yours
Tom Jonas: I've been at Port longer
Olllie Wines: I was holding the ball in Captains photo
Tom Jonas: I didn’t get injured while participating in dangerous activities during the pre-season
Olllie Wines: I was a higher draft pick
Connor Rozee: I was higher
Hamish Hartlett: And I was higher than you Connor
Jack Watts: And I was higher than you Hamish
Hamish Hartlett: You were higher than everyone Jack
DBJ: So where am I, staying back or moving up field
Olllie Wines: OK Tom, Paper, scissors, rock
Tom Jonas: 1,2,3
Olllie Wines: Ahh crap
Tom Jonas: Move up DBJ
Chad Wingard: I think DBJ should of stayed back
Tom Jonas, Olllie Wines, DBJ, Hamish Hartlett, Connor Rozee, Jack Watts, Travis Boak: F**K Off Chad
Tom Jonas: DARCY!! Push up the ground
DBJ: Going Tom
Ollie Wines: DARCY!!, what are you doing this high up, drop back
DBJ: But Tom told me to push up
Ollie Wines: I don’t care, drop back
DBJ: OK Ollie
Tom Jonas: DARCY!! WTF are you doing back here, push up the ground
DBJ: Ollie told me to drop back
Dougal Howard: Houston we have a problem
Dan Houston: Did you say something Dougs?
Tom Jonas: PUSH UP DARCY!!!
DBJ: OK, but I don’t think Ollie will be happy
Ollie Wines: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE DARCY, DROP BACK!!!!
DBJ: You know what Ollie, you sort it out with Tom, I’m staying here
Travis Boak: Tee he
Ollie Wines: TOM!!!!, Darcy needs to stay back
Tom Jonas: That's not how I understand the game plan
Ollie Wines: Well we are playing what is in front of us at the moment so DBJ needs to stay back
Tom Jonas: Sorry but I don’t agree, Ken specifically said……
Ollie Wines: Ken Shmen, I’m making the call here
Tom Jonas: Ken Shmen, what are you, 10?
Travis Boak: I’m 10, tee he
Tom Jonas: Get back to the midfield Ollie, DBJ move up with him
Ollie Wines: Don’t tell me what to do Tom, I’m captain
Tom Jonas: So am I
Olllie Wines: Well I tossed the coin today
Tom Jonas: I’m older that you
Olllie Wines: My number is closer to 1 that yours
Tom Jonas: I've been at Port longer
Olllie Wines: I was holding the ball in Captains photo
Tom Jonas: I didn’t get injured while participating in dangerous activities during the pre-season
Olllie Wines: I was a higher draft pick
Connor Rozee: I was higher
Hamish Hartlett: And I was higher than you Connor
Jack Watts: And I was higher than you Hamish
Hamish Hartlett: You were higher than everyone Jack
DBJ: So where am I, staying back or moving up field
Olllie Wines: OK Tom, Paper, scissors, rock
Tom Jonas: 1,2,3
Olllie Wines: Ahh crap
Tom Jonas: Move up DBJ
Chad Wingard: I think DBJ should of stayed back
Tom Jonas, Olllie Wines, DBJ, Hamish Hartlett, Connor Rozee, Jack Watts, Travis Boak: F**K Off Chad
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Great stuff as usual.
