Coach Nicknames - Play on words

[GoEagles]

Eg. Ken Judge = Ken Lawyer
Damien Drum = Damien Bongo

Be creative and see what you can do to your coaches name.

 

[Pessimistic]

Ken Judge = 'he who throws chairs'
Damien Drum = 'girly shreik'
Kevin Sheedy = 'curly speak'
Dennis Pagan = 'rusty paddock'
Gary Ayres = 'Blight follower'
Leigh Matthews 'Magpie Miracle'
David Parkin 'Distant spark'
Rodney Eade 'Swan Dive'

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

Rodney Eade - the phone smasher
David Parkin - The nauseous one
Leigh Matthews - Bruns basher

 

[walshy1993]

kevin sheedy can be simply sumed up in one word

"genius"

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

I prefer 'Plumber'

 

[Pessimistic]

I would really sum Kevin sheedy up as 'Political Survivor'

Imagine If david parkin had done similar things and had been at hawthorn for the past 20-odd years

PS will Essendon be able to adjust to the 'post' Sheedy era if it is so much in his image ?

 

[Grendel]

Just to BA, Lethal can be called Bruns basher so long as nobody forgets to call Bruns, Tuck basher, okay.
Just thought I would throw that in, I hate how people make Bruns out to be so innocent in that bloody game.
Also call Mark Jackson cry baby, like he was doing when Langers pinned him to the ground and wouldnt let him up, some tough guy.

ps Sheedy the credit taker for others work has a nice ring to it.

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

Take your point Grendel

I would be the last person to think Neville Bruns as some kind of innocent party.

On another matter - how come you guys didn't come to play last Sunday ?

Nice to see my team win and play well for a change but I was very surprised to see you guys were so un-competitive ?

 

[Boys_will_be_boyz]

Neale Daniher = Neale Shag-her
Dennis Pagan = Lets talk in a boring voice
Gary Ayres = Lets see who else can hate me
David Parkin = I got sick of John Elliot
Leigh Matthews = Can my hair go any greyer and should I go to Jenny Craig?
Ken Judge = Try hard mullet and wierd mouth
Tim Watson = Back to C7 I go!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Danny Frawley- Danny Frightning (who else will he suspend?)

 

[John Howard]

Leigh Matthews = Diet Coke
Damien Drum = Shehan Lookalike

 

[John Howard]

Wayne Brittain - Wayne Pommy