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[BEaston]

Seems i have a few suggestions from dimwits riding unicorns.

A little insight from the real world for this morning.

I'll be going down later to look for a birthday present for a niece and maybe browse around for some shirts and ties. No idea really, but general window shopping before needing to be back about 11. Will probably end up with a couple of bags the shops put things in. I need a few goods not many, so will drop into woolies again before heading back to the car. Which means maybe 1 or 2 more of those thick plastic bags from the supermarket.
Havent found a use for the other 20 odd i've accrued so far, plus i've purchased plastic bin liners for the first time in ages.

Can someone recommend how i should be carrying around these apparently reusable bags ?
Under my arm perhaps ? In my coat pocket ? Stuff them in my pants ? Buy one of those bumbag things and tie it around my waist ?

I'm unsure of the correct protocol.
Should i totally change my habit of parking, opening the door and locking it whilst i do a bit of shopping before going to the supermarket on the way back then heading home ?...should i instead be parking the car, taking bags from the boot then going to the supermarket first, then take the goods back to the car and locking up again before walking back in to go shopping ? 2 trips instead of one. Admittedly this means the seafood and maybe frozens might warm a little in the boot whilst i go shopping for an hour or two, but is that the way it is supposed to work ? Perhaps i should buy a plastic esky and leave in the back of the car ?

Obviously i cant just walk round with plastic bags, whilst i get more plastic bags from the other shops, so how can i be of assistance ? I'd hate to think i'm some sort of turtle killer, or even worse a non progressive that doesnt like seeing another tax going onto low income earners.

Hmmm. Nahh i just cant see these thicker bags being a pretty sight floating about in the harbours and rivers. They make better carry bags as well which means more likely to be used as transport for family days outside where they might blow away or be left.

Anyone hop off their unicorn for a moment and explain to me why i wouldnt spend 30c in woolies today so that i'm not inconvenienced ?

hahahahahahahah my god I hope this is a troll

 

[The Passenger]

Solid meltdown. Seen better but still 7 out of 10.