Collingwood Board Martyrs

[Old Spice]

Hymn to The Martyrs​

(Sung to the tune of Kevin Barry)​

In BF jail one Friday morning

determined to be free,
Bold Pies posters wear their red cards
For the cause of liberty.​

Pie eyed, Copeland and the others,

No Saints supporter can deny,
Wear their crimson badge with courage,
Defiantly hold their heads up high.​

The Magpie cause they proudly cherish,

They won’t run and they won’t hide
They took their red cards softly smiling
And they’ll bear it side by side.​

More martyrs for the black and white;

Oppressed by foreign mods,​

Their brutal laws may crush the Piemen,

But still we’ll beat the odds.​

Lads like Spicey are no cowards.

From the foe they will not fly.
Lads like Opti stand for Collingwood,
For our sake they'll live and die!​

Go Pies Martyrs!

Glove it! Glove it a lot.

 

[Optimax]

Re: Body Count?

You can be banned from seeing a specific board.

Just out of interest, what's everyone's total inraction point tally, roughly?

i wonder who's the naughtiest of us all.

Id be near the top

50 or 60 odd

 

[absy]

Re: Body Count?

Id be near the top

50 or 60 odd

20 already >_<

 

[Jabso]

Re: Body Count?

0
4char

 

[The Lewd Sporan]

The spirit of Pie eyed came to my in my waking hour and exhaulted these words to me....I am but the conduit of his discontent, but great merriment.

In days gone by men and women of honour spoke carefully, lest they lend credence to false truths. They chose their words to reflect only truth and right. When an error in there words was revealed these noble men took great measures to apologise and beg the forgiveness of those they transgressed. In stalemate and to uphold their honour they would at last resort look to the Gods to rule on the ingracious by means of a "duel".
These days however these men are few and the coward the norm, hiding behind their modern day second, "The Mod", himself a man incapable of honour and want to blunt the sword or moisten the powder to protect the lick-spittle they call their own.

These men cower within the safe confines of the carefully censored haven provided by their benefactors.

Complicit in this contrived avoidance of the cowards due public humiliation are the Mods who censor the Public Forum to protect those of their ilk and in their likeness.

In stark contrast to these weak men of little dignity are those men who we call "Mod" who have fairly let these same gutless vagabonds venture to our home to put forth their vile lies and scuttlebutt unimpeded.

In my exile I will spend my time gainfully plotting our revenge on those who besmirch our great club's name and then run and hide in ignominy behind the skirts of their Mods.
And no doubt part-take in more than a few Scotches to celebrate our great and glorious victory over the powers of evil and the forces of mediocrity.

Ross Lyon can "lick the Bag".

 

[Old Spice]

The spirit of Pie eyed came to my in my waking hour and exhaulted these words to me....I am but the conduit of his discontent, but great merriment.







Ross Lyon can "lick the Bag".

I would have gone with "bite our collective gooch" but otherwise...excellent.

 

[UltratuneBlob]

I understand that vagabond Old Spice was carded for vitriol on the main board. Luckily I kept his comment for posterity before the offensive article was removed:

Originally Posted by Squizzy1970
Are you OK?

Just wondered, as I'm sure your post is missing something (like any sort of content).

Thought you might have had to make a run for the can after finally removing the thumb from your arse.
Sorry, let me try again.

Ball to Pies, pick 30. Saints in return got...where are my papers...NOTHING. Stick that in your poohole d*ck puller.

 

[Quicky]

I understand that vagabond Old Spice was carded for vitriol on the main board. Luckily I kept his comment for posterity before the offensive article was removed:

Originally Posted by Squizzy1970
Are you OK?

Just wondered, as I'm sure your post is missing something (like any sort of content).

Thought you might have had to make a run for the can after finally removing the thumb from your arse.
Sorry, let me try again.

Ball to Pies, pick 30. Saints in return got...where are my papers...NOTHING. Stick that in your poohole d*ck puller.

Classic stuff The wash up from this Ball saga is fruckin hilarious!!!

UltratuneBlob eh?? That name sounds vaguely familiar from some past musings on the worst TV ads thread!!! I wonder who it could be???

 

[collingwill]

Ive copped 2 reds over luke ball so far, my second was lifted today, i have to say i really like this site but man, the rules seam to harder on some than others.

My second red was to put it bluntly, ridiculous, just a minor infraction in which i recieved a yellow card for, i complained to the mod (in a nice way) and "WHAM" 2 hrs later i get another message, this time from fred saying i had a red card for the original post i recieved a yellow for, the post i made was on the AFL main board and their was worse stuff said by saints fans IMO but no cards handed out to them, who's fred barrick for again ?

 

[UltratuneBlob]

That rapscalion has slighted me one too many times, and now I see he has taken to flight just as I arrived. That brilliant bastard.

 

[UltratuneBlob]

Ive copped 2 reds over luke ball so far, my second was lifted today, i have to say i really like this site but man, the rules seam to harder on some than others.

My second red was to put it bluntly, ridiculous, just a minor infraction in which i recieved a yellow card for, i complained to the mod (in a nice way) and "WHAM" 2 hrs later i get another message, this time from fred saying i had a red card for the original post i recieved a yellow for, the post i made was on the AFL main board and their was worse stuff said by saints fans IMO but no cards handed out to them, who's fred barrick for again ?

Sources close to me inform me that Vader carded Old Spice. He got one a while back for insulting Adelaide haircuts and this time for using the words 'd*ck puller' and 'poohole'. Old Spice had touched him up recently regarding rough justice in Adelaide and forced medical exams, but surely was not related.

 

[collingwill]

Sources close to me inform me that Vader carded Old Spice. He got one a while back for insulting Adelaide haircuts and this time for using the words 'd*ck puller' and 'poohole'. Old Spice had touched him up recently regarding rough justice in Adelaide and forced medical exams, but surely was not related.

im guessing not many saints fans have been carded in the last week or so, they would have to be the biggest sooks in the history of mankind.

Ihate them with a passion now, heaps more than carlscum.

 

[sunnyTEE]

Red is my names predominant colour these days.

I am heading in for lulz.

God Speed and Merry Xmas to all.

 

[Shellz]

I fricken love it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Snag Breac]

Sources close to me inform me that Vader carded Old Spice. He got one a while back for insulting Adelaide haircuts and this time for using the words 'd*ck puller' and 'poohole'. Old Spice had touched him up recently regarding rough justice in Adelaide and forced medical exams, but surely was not related.

Oh sop-hearted mod! A word is only a word. What harm "dick puller" (should that be hyphenated?) or "poohole"? Would Vader also have censored "masturbator" or "excremental orifice"?

Set Spicey free to delight posters' eyes on these boards once more!

 

[Snag Breac]

The spirit of Pie eyed came to my in my waking hour and exhaulted these words to me....I am but the conduit of his discontent, but great merriment.







Ross Lyon can "lick the Bag".

Oh bollocky-pursed one, you are a true addition to our board and will warm the cockles of our laughter until Pie eyed returns in Ball-bearing triumph.

 

[The Lewd Sporan]

My condolences to the Great Spicey.
The board will poorer for your loss this coming week.
Don't forget to arrange lodgement of your Board Awards votes though...

How fitting that I read of your "martyrdom" in the very thread you created.

Long live the Pies and a pox upon Squizzy the gutless.

 

[collingwill]

My condolences to the Great Spicey.
The board will poorer for your loss this coming week.
Don't forget to arrange lodgement of your Board Awards votes though...

How fitting that I read of your "martyrdom" in the very thread you created.

Long live the Pies and a pox upon Squizzy the gutless.

That flogs cost me a red and a few yellows, the shit he gets away with is unbelievable IMO.

 

[morax]

Its obvious that even at the top they cannot moderate without prejudice.

 

[Optimax]

I praise you all, and thank you for your sacrifice and contribution to such a fine day

Your deeds will never be forgotten

 

[Daicos Mullets]

Pie eyed emailed me this quote to good old Scotland before he fell at the foul and timid hand of the blaggard moderator "Sainter the Lame".

His last words were;

"Fight on ye of the faith and never let the false Saint forgot that we shafted him royally.
In all things and in the daily doing of your work always rejoice that we are not arseclown, akin with the red,white and black clad pretenders.
The hoaxer comeuppance will blossom within the season proper, whence for all time in their defeat we will taunt them with their own failure, gleefully exhorting "Ball Ball Ball for nothing you w***ers!!!"

Love it!

 

[half_back_flank]

Big week of work ahead of me....so why not.

 

[bushpie]

VOTE FOR THE HEROES NOW.............
LEGENDS OF OUR GREAT CLUB MUST BE REWARDED FOR THEIR EFFORTS

 

[That Guy]

Haha this post didnt evn last 5 mins at 12.30pm on the saints board. they were asking what peoples reactions would be round 3 next year, so in my opinion they asked for it

Forward pocket, Jolly taps it down to ball... goal!!! And the crowd goes wild!!!

Oh wait Ross Lyon's gone wilder he's beating his assistant coach with the phone!!

Delicious!

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

This is brilliant - Great work!!