Game Day Collingwood vs Geelong - Round 8: The MCG, Saturday May 3 at 7:35pm (AEST) in the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Twenty-Five

[frggr]

Two teams of 22 players (plus 1 substitute each) will contest a football for four quarters of approximately 30 minutes to see who emerges victorious.

To the victor, 4 premiership points will be awarded (except in case of a draw, upon which 2 points will be awarded to each team).
Flogstar will melt like a glacier if Collingwood get outdone by an undermanned Cats. It will be ****ing hilarious.
To the loser, scorn and mockery will be heaped upon opposition supporters, if they are brave enough to remain.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Worst. Fred title. Ever

Also minus points for not mentioning that Jack Crisp

25

Jack Crisp

Age

32

Ht

190cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.2

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.7

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

17.7

4star

K

10.7

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

will break the all-time consecutive games record

Looking forward to flogger spamming another game day Fred with 85 #dadjokes and P L A Y E R N A M E posts, because that’s what everyone comes to the Bay for

Win, lose or draw, one thing is for sure: Pies will still be above the Handbaggers in every way



PS Is Tanner Bruhn playing??

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Collingwood outright favourites for flag.
New drugs have arrived in Gtown.
Katters by 17

 

[FISTO]

No Rohan has me worried, he loved big games at the ‘g

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It just seems right to spam this thread with more ugly/feral Collingwood supporting baboons !

She is more of a Hag than Haggis lol !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No Rohan has me worried, he loved big games at the ‘g

Geelong are not a big club. Never have been. Deal with it Mayo !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

That says it all really!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Like most Collingwood supporters, this bloke has clearly never taken a bath in his life

 

[FISTO]

 

[Drunkcat]

Geelong fans keep one eye on your kids as news in Joffa will be at tonight's game.

 

[STPer18]

Today's Time CAT-sule is brought to you by the saucy legends at Lee Kum Kee! We go back in time to relive a past matchup of these two teams! The randomiser will chose at random from one of these four games!

2007 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2009 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2011 Grand Final (Geelong win)
2022 Q Final (Geelong win)

And the winner is the 2011 Grand Final, when Geelong broke Collingwood's heart and served up a come-from-behind upset as spicy as a Lee Kum Kee Sichuan Style Spicy Stir-Fry Sauce!

CollingLOL strut into season 2011 fresh off drawing with the SHaints in the previous year's decider, looking to make amends after that disastrous slip up. The media fellating them like crazy, and what was supposed to be the start of a Pie dynasty was COCKblocked by a first year coach Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

49

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

masterclass. A victory as sweet as Lee Kum Kee's finest soy sauce for all us Geelong faithful!

Geelong down at the main break, Podsiadly out of the game with a shoulder injury, but we could feel the momentum shift like a perfectly timed Lee Kum Kee marinade hitting the wok! Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

37

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

, the big fella who could dust off countless trays of fellow proud Geelong sponsor Marathon dimmies (pair perfectly with our soy sauce), came of age and tore the game to shreds. They say even now you can hear the ghost of LOLingwood supporters screaming to 'get Reid off him!'.



Before you knew it the big lug had taken the game away from CollingSHIT and the Colliwobbles were back. Pies fans were crying into their pies (hope they had some Lee Kum Kee chili sauce to spice up the tears), and The Greatest Team of All cemented themselves as the behemoth of the 21st century.

This post is proudly sponsored by Lee Kum Kee—bringing bold flavors to your game-day feasts since forever. Grab our sauces at your local supermarket and make your snacks as unstoppable as Geelong in ‘11!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Today's Time CAT-sule is brought to you by the saucy legends at Lee Kum Kee! We go back in time to relive a past matchup of these two teams! The randomiser will chose at random from one of these four games!

2007 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2009 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2011 Grand Final (Geelong win)
2022 Q Final (Geelong win)

And the winner is the 2011 Grand Final, when Geelong broke Collingwood's heart and served up a come-from-behind upset as spicy as a Lee Kum Kee Sichuan Style Spicy Stir-Fry Sauce!

CollingLOL strut into season 2011 fresh off drawing with the SHaints in the previous year's decider, looking to make amends after that disastrous slip up. The media fellating them like crazy, and what was supposed to be the start of a Pie dynasty was COCKblocked by a first year coach Chris Scott masterclass. A victory as sweet as Lee Kum Kee's finest soy sauce for all us Geelong faithful!

Geelong down at the main break, Podsiadly out of the game with a shoulder injury, but we could feel the momentum shift like a perfectly timed Lee Kum Kee marinade hitting the wok! Tom Hawkins, the big fella who could dust off countless trays of fellow proud Geelong sponsor Marathon dimmies (pair perfectly with our soy sauce), came of age and tore the game to shreds. They say even now you can hear the ghost of LOLingwood supporters screaming to 'get Reid off him!'.



Before you knew it the big lug had taken the game away from CollingSHIT and the Colliwobbles were back. Pies fans were crying into their pies (hope they had some Lee Kum Kee chili sauce to spice up the tears), and The Greatest Team of All cemented themselves as the behemoth of the 21st century.

This post is proudly sponsored by Lee Kum Kee—bringing bold flavors to your game-day feasts since forever. Grab our sauces at your local supermarket and make your snacks as unstoppable as Geelong in ‘11!

Quality content that !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The Catters are not exempt from feral unwashed Neanderthals either

 

[Dinsdale]

One thing for sure, this game will be a million times better than last night's.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

One thing for sure, this game will be a million times better than last night's.

Agreed, but Cats v Pies at the G generally are close, tense and hard thought games.

Hoping for a kick after the siren to win the game (for either team) for the melts !

 

[frggr]

Today's Time CAT-sule is brought to you by the saucy legends at Lee Kum Kee! We go back in time to relive a past matchup of these two teams! The randomiser will chose at random from one of these four games!

2007 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2009 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2011 Grand Final (Geelong win)
2022 Q Final (Geelong win)

And the winner is the 2011 Grand Final, when Geelong broke Collingwood's heart and served up a come-from-behind upset as spicy as a Lee Kum Kee Sichuan Style Spicy Stir-Fry Sauce!

CollingLOL strut into season 2011 fresh off drawing with the SHaints in the previous year's decider, looking to make amends after that disastrous slip up. The media fellating them like crazy, and what was supposed to be the start of a Pie dynasty was COCKblocked by a first year coach Chris Scott masterclass. A victory as sweet as Lee Kum Kee's finest soy sauce for all us Geelong faithful!

Geelong down at the main break, Podsiadly out of the game with a shoulder injury, but we could feel the momentum shift like a perfectly timed Lee Kum Kee marinade hitting the wok! Tom Hawkins, the big fella who could dust off countless trays of fellow proud Geelong sponsor Marathon dimmies (pair perfectly with our soy sauce), came of age and tore the game to shreds. They say even now you can hear the ghost of LOLingwood supporters screaming to 'get Reid off him!'.



Before you knew it the big lug had taken the game away from CollingSHIT and the Colliwobbles were back. Pies fans were crying into their pies (hope they had some Lee Kum Kee chili sauce to spice up the tears), and The Greatest Team of All cemented themselves as the behemoth of the 21st century.

This post is proudly sponsored by Lee Kum Kee—bringing bold flavors to your game-day feasts since forever. Grab our sauces at your local supermarket and make your snacks as unstoppable as Geelong in ‘11!

This post made me Lee Kum Kee and there's a bit of their limited edition carbonara sauce in my Reg Grundies

 

[frggr]

Agreed, but Cats v Pies at the G generally are close, tense and hard thought games.

Hoping for a kick after the siren to win the game (for either team) for the melts !

I reckon there'll be a few melts regardless.

The April premiers are up and about 8 games in

 

[frggr]

Spreaders and FITW getting primed

 

[frggr]

Spot on, Brad

 

[Dinsdale]

Agreed, but Cats v Pies at the G generally are close, tense and hard thought games.

Hoping for a kick after the siren to win the game (for either team) for the melts !

Last night the other 2 with me were also neutrals, we left at 3/4 time, something we've never done, even when watching our own teams get trounced

 

[Chronz]

Today's Time CAT-sule is brought to you by the saucy legends at Lee Kum Kee! We go back in time to relive a past matchup of these two teams! The randomiser will chose at random from one of these four games!

2007 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2009 Prelim Final (Geelong win)
2011 Grand Final (Geelong win)
2022 Q Final (Geelong win)

And the winner is the 2011 Grand Final, when Geelong broke Collingwood's heart and served up a come-from-behind upset as spicy as a Lee Kum Kee Sichuan Style Spicy Stir-Fry Sauce!

CollingLOL strut into season 2011 fresh off drawing with the SHaints in the previous year's decider, looking to make amends after that disastrous slip up. The media fellating them like crazy, and what was supposed to be the start of a Pie dynasty was COCKblocked by a first year coach Chris Scott masterclass. A victory as sweet as Lee Kum Kee's finest soy sauce for all us Geelong faithful!

Geelong down at the main break, Podsiadly out of the game with a shoulder injury, but we could feel the momentum shift like a perfectly timed Lee Kum Kee marinade hitting the wok! Tom Hawkins, the big fella who could dust off countless trays of fellow proud Geelong sponsor Marathon dimmies (pair perfectly with our soy sauce), came of age and tore the game to shreds. They say even now you can hear the ghost of LOLingwood supporters screaming to 'get Reid off him!'.



Before you knew it the big lug had taken the game away from CollingSHIT and the Colliwobbles were back. Pies fans were crying into their pies (hope they had some Lee Kum Kee chili sauce to spice up the tears), and The Greatest Team of All cemented themselves as the behemoth of the 21st century.

This post is proudly sponsored by Lee Kum Kee—bringing bold flavors to your game-day feasts since forever. Grab our sauces at your local supermarket and make your snacks as unstoppable as Geelong in ‘11!

Not even Hawfs gets such an effort post!
But I prefer a premium Japanese condiment such as Kikkoman to a gutter oil based sauce from Lee Kum Kee.

 

[frggr]

Not even Hawfs gets such an effort post!
But I prefer a premium Japanese condiment such as Kikkoman to a gutter oil based sauce from Lee Kum Kee.

You would support those Axis-supporting bastards.

For shame!

A woman went brain-dead after trying a soy-sauce cleanse that recommended drinking a liter in a 2-hour period

After trying a soy-sauce cleanse, a woman was diagnosed with severe nerve damage. The incident proves how dangerous fad cleanses can be.

www.businessinsider.com

What the article doesn't mention is that she was a Collingwood supporter and therefore braindead before starting the soy sauce cleanse

 

[Chronz]

You would support those Axis-supporting bastards.

For shame!

A woman went brain-dead after trying a soy-sauce cleanse that recommended drinking a liter in a 2-hour period

After trying a soy-sauce cleanse, a woman was diagnosed with severe nerve damage. The incident proves how dangerous fad cleanses can be.

www.businessinsider.com

What the article doesn't mention is that she was a Collingwood supporter and therefore braindead before starting the soy sauce cleanse

I got hypernatremia just reading that article.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

My feud with Cotton On is over, hope the Catters smash the Maggies tonight to make it an evening I'll cherish always

 

[Kabanna]

My feud with Cotton On is over, hope the Catters smash the Maggies tonight to make it an evening I'll cherish always

Don’t jinx them!!