Collingwoods salary cap manager made an error in his spreadsheets and now Adam Treloar is out the door

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Expecting Treloar to follow his Mrs to the Gold Coast because their list is better than Brisbane's.
So expect Brisbane to start the next AFL dynasty.
So where did the bloke in charge of the contracts go wrong?
Was it paying $1 mill for an overhyped ruckman?
Paying Beams to hang out at the TAB?
Heavily backending contracts because they almost won a Grand Final?

 

[the avoca drover]

LOL @ Treloar and Collingwood.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

LOL @ Treloar and Collingwood.

He was saying LOL @ your clubs list at the end of 2016.
But like Heritier Lumumba

Heritier Lumumba

Age

37

Ht

188cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.8

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

6.5

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

251.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.8

4star

, Richmond had the last laugh.

 

[the avoca drover]

He was saying LOL @ your clubs list at the end of 2016.
But like Heritier Lumumba

Heritier Lumumba

Age

37

Ht

188cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.8

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

6.5

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

251.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.8

4star

, Richmond had the last laugh.

He shanks the ball as much as Dangerflog.
Imagine paying him $900,000 a year. No wonder they want rid of him.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He shanks the ball as much as Dangerflog.
Imagine paying him $900,000 a year. No wonder they want rid of him.

They were paying him less at the start. It's heavily backended, so they would be paying more for a ball shanker if they kept him next year.

 

[A Cut Above]

You mean a high-paying position hasn't suddenly opened up for his girlfriend at Channel 9?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You mean a high-paying position hasn't suddenly opened up for his girlfriend at Channel 9?

It's already been filled by Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

's "life partner".

 

[Tiger2709]

He shanks the ball as much as Dangerflog.
Imagine paying him $900,000 a year. No wonder they want rid of him.

Give me the meatball any day, Treloar cost Collingwood a flag with his poor decisions/poor kicking going forward, another stats machine that doesn't suit our style.

 

[Tiger2709]

You mean a high-paying position hasn't suddenly opened up for his girlfriend at Channel 9?

I wonder if channel 9 has a little office somewhere out of the way, for all Eddies out of cap add ons, Cloke, Mrs Treloar and Moores gender undetermined partner can all get together for a chat about Collingwoods glory days back in the 1920's.

 

[frggr]

Expecting Treloar to follow his Mrs to the Gold Coast because their list is better than Brisbane's.
So expect Brisbane to start the next AFL dynasty.
So where did the bloke in charge of the contracts go wrong?
Was it paying $1 mill for an overhyped ruckman?
Paying Beams to hang out at the TAB?
Heavily backending contracts because they almost won a Grand Final?

I think they were expecting Jordan to be DeGoing to prison already and hadn't banked on his "million" dollar a year contract

 

[theyellowsash]

It's already been filled by Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

's "life partner".

Can garden tools have a life partner now? Not only is he the first shovel to play AFL but he's breaking social barriers

 

[brett15]

thank god we landed Prestia instead, isn't that right The Cryptkeeper

 

[A Cut Above]

It's already been filled by Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

's "life partner".

 

[Laphroaig]

thank god we landed Prestia instead,

Instead?

Going for the ugly chick after the hottie knocks you back is not "instead".

 

[theyellowsash]

Instead?

Going for the ugly chick after the hottie knocks you back is not "instead".

yeah but sometimes the ugly chick grows up to be hot, and the currently hot chick turns out to be a high maintenance nightmare that doesnt live up to whats promised.

just look at neville for example:

 

[bzparkes]

Dear Collingwood list manager:

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Embarrassingly pathetic club. Imagine losing a grand final to Carlton.

 

[brett15]

Instead?

Going for the ugly chick after the hottie knocks you back is not "instead".

is that why Carlton went for a pretty boy like Gibbs?

 

[Laphroaig]

yeah but sometimes the ugly chick grows up to be hot, and the currently hot chick turns out to be a high maintenance nightmare that doesnt live up to whats promised.

just look at neville for example:
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I'll pass thanks.

If you want to root him, go right ahead.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I think they were expecting Jordan to be DeGoing to prison already and hadn't banked on his "million" dollar a year contract

The best part was his manager trying to bullshit and bump up his price, saying "Carlton are interested", then Carlton coming out and saying "No we're not"

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Treloar would make a good fortune teller.

 

[Marcel Proust]

1 million to race relations

1.5 million to trelol

 

[crazywildhorse]

@Spreadsheets Rockstar

 

[Marcel Proust]

@Spreadsheets Rockstar

 

[Marcel Proust]

Good job trading away pick2 and treloar