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Colonial Name Change

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wot about renaming it 'whelan the wrecker was here'stadium.

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
The Millenium Dome....Hmmm, bad idea as that is a flop too ! Maybe convert it into an apartment block for retired players.
 

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I just looked on whitepages.com.au and it can be Waverley Park, if we could get these guys to spit out a lazy half mill or so per year...

"Waverley Park Physiotherapy Centre
439 Police Rd Mulgrave 3170"

...then we could shut up all those idiots calling for Waverley to be reinstated as an AFL ground, instead of the residential subdivision it should be. A nice winter southerly off the docks with the roof open, could simulate the former Waverley Park's arctic conditions perfectly!
 
I have always felt that the most appropriate name for the place was "Colonoscopy Stadium".

For those who are not familiar with one of modern medicine's less glamorous procedures, a colonoscopy involves an examination of a person's bowel using a tiny camera, which is inserted in a place where cameras aren't really meant to go.

Now, because Colonial Stadium was designed originally as a kind of television studio for football, I figured that there would be so many cameras in the damn place that they would be able to put one up each player's arse so that we, the viewers, would be able to get the real "inside" story on what's happening out there on the field.

Very appropriate name, I think.

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very funny Alf im pissen my self larfin mate.

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 

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