- Jul 21, 2008
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Everyone is missing your style, flair and humour. You help define the ambience and feel of the forum. Life here will be dull without you.
The finals are about to begin. Who knows, we might even get to the grand final.
On GF day, who will advise the fragrance to wear, the outfit to pluck from our wardrobe, where to place our gorillas or tell us how many long necks to drink before the game?
What 'bipedal horseman' is to warn of pony conspiracies, construct belly button lint statues, describe the injury toll as an 'unsatisfactory ratio of assets to total inventory' or as resembling 'Napoleon's retreat from Moscow'?
Don't leave us in this bland Cromwellian footy bubble confronting the likelihood of even more solemnity from those who will seek occupancy of the territory you vacate!
Please come back!



The finals are about to begin. Who knows, we might even get to the grand final.

On GF day, who will advise the fragrance to wear, the outfit to pluck from our wardrobe, where to place our gorillas or tell us how many long necks to drink before the game?
What 'bipedal horseman' is to warn of pony conspiracies, construct belly button lint statues, describe the injury toll as an 'unsatisfactory ratio of assets to total inventory' or as resembling 'Napoleon's retreat from Moscow'?
Don't leave us in this bland Cromwellian footy bubble confronting the likelihood of even more solemnity from those who will seek occupancy of the territory you vacate!
Please come back!



