Bloody oath I remember that CG. I'd been living in my then new house for a few months and had forgotten the little details which become major ones in a time of crisis. It was a freezing cold late Winter and the very early morning showers with ice cold water was torture. Then things were back eventually and we had some family over one night. We were chatting about the arctic showers we'd all been having to endure and my cousin, a sparky, wandered off to the bathroom. He returned with a grin and said "You f***ing idiot, you have electric hot water and could've been having hot showers all along you dickhead!"
WAT?
He was right. F***!
Then the GF happened (apparently), but I've erased that horror from my bonce for good.