Commentators who make my ears bleed

[mustang]

Kelly underwood and Dwayne Russell they are the male/female version of each other.

 

[DearJai]

Kelly underwood and Dwayne Russell they are the male/female version of each other.

Genius to recognize and some that up so comprehensively in one sentence.

That delivery they have is fingernails down a chalkboard to most ears.

 

[pd_89]

David King is without a doubt the biggest moron working in the industry right now and I am so sure he actively spends his time hating on us.

He said on Fox Sport last night that Essendon have done the right thing and Merrett's manager should be upset with us as we made a commitment to Merrett.

Mate:

1. The commitment was based on Essendon being a serious football club and not demanding 4 first rounders.
2. Essendon have done the right thing? I personally know of Essendon fans who personally would have accepted our initial offer for Merrett instead of keeping a player against his wish and knocking back a rebuild.
3. Did Essendon do the right thing when Scott and the other players went to the media to publicly bash Merrett or when they started spreading false rumours about him? Or when they underpaid him and constantly lied to him about the direction of the club?

Give me a spell. I can't with David King.

 

[CHUBBSS]

David King is without a doubt the biggest moron working in the industry right now and I am so sure he actively spends his time hating on us.

He said on Fox Sport last night that Essendon have done the right thing and Merrett's manager should be upset with us as we made a commitment to Merrett.

Mate:

1. The commitment was based on Essendon being a serious football club and not demanding 4 first rounders.
2. Essendon have done the right thing? I personally know of Essendon fans who personally would have accepted our initial offer for Merrett instead of keeping a player against his wish and knocking back a rebuild.
3. Did Essendon do the right thing when Scott and the other players went to the media to publicly bash Merrett or when they started spreading false rumours about him? Or when they underpaid him and constantly lied to him about the direction of the club?

Give me a spell. I can't with David King.

You may be right for 98% of footy media but I’ll raise you one better.

His last two days on trade radio were unbelievable, I didn’t realise how incredibly dumb he actually is.

Josh Jenkins, he spells it JJ…

 

[Maylandsman]

David King is without a doubt the biggest moron working in the industry right now

Still rings true today…his commentary is diabolical.

 

[MarcMaverick]

There'd be a much shorter list of those that didn't make your ears bleed.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Still rings true today…his commentary is diabolical.

I love him. When he says something, the opposite is true or happens.

 

[SSP listed]

Still rings true today…his commentary is diabolical.

His game insights are genius level though….for example..this beauty early last year.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

I don't pay much attention to commentators. If they were any good, they'd be coaching.

 

[ReturningHawk]

I don't pay much attention to commentators. If they were any good, they'd be coaching.

David King gives it a crack. “Collingwood needs to get numbers back now. Isolate the Worrell matchup forward of the ball and push one winger up to the contest”.

It’s like, thanks Kingy, I’m sure one of the channel 7 viewers will get down to players at quarter time.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

David King gives it a crack. “Collingwood needs to get numbers back now. Isolate the Worrell matchup forward of the ball and push one winger up to the contest”.

It’s like, thanks Kingy, I’m sure one of the channel 7 viewers will get down to players at quarter time.

Kingy speaks in motherhood statements often

 

[PenAndPaper]

David King is just painful in every single game he commentates. Constantly just talks up whoever is having a shot at goal.

 

[cs61]

David King is just painful in every single game he commentates. Constantly just talks up whoever is having a shot at goal.

Unbelievably bad.

 

[burger09]

Corn (7) and King(fox)......Why?

You can't escape them now. It's excruciating.

 

[ReturningHawk]

Corn (7) and King(fox)......Why?

You can't escape them now. It's excruciating.

Both of them just such bloody know-it-alls. They continually try to predict the near future, and invariably get it wrong.

“Swans gonna have to go wide here, Hawks have got all inboard options covered”

Swans go wide, find a player in space

Time and time again.

 

[ahhhhhh]

King is insufferable.

 

[Maylandsman]

His game insights are genius level though….for example..this beauty early last year.

Oh my Lordy lord!