Commercial break!

[Mr Ripper]

Just a grab bag of re-worded jingles...

In case yer wondering, the ads are: We're Happy Little Vegemites; I Like Aeroplane Jelly; You Need Uncle Sam; and Football, Meat Pies, Kangaroos and Holden cars.

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We're happy little red and whites as bright as bright can be
We'd never heard of Aussie Rules 'til 1993
'Til Rupert bought it out, we used to follow rugby league
And now we love the red and whites
We all adore the red and whites
But we can't take those referees!

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I like Scott Camporeale
Scott Camporeale for me
He runs wide at Optus
He jibs at the G
And Mike Sheahan rates him ahead of Buckley
I like Scott Camporeale
Scott Camporeale for me

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A sal'ry cap scam, a sal'ry cap scam
Don't you 'fess up or you will cop a draft ban
It's the perfect deception for Bombers and Dees
If only they'd taken the League's amnesty

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We love Fido, Lassie, Mister Ed and Marmalade
Fido, Lassie, Mister Ed and Marmalade
They sit together in the Hawthorn members' bay
Fido, Lassie, Mister Ed and Marmalade

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[Richmondfan#1]

Thumbs up!

Awesome stuff Rip, you certainly are gifted!!

And i can't help but smile everytime i see your avatar .

 

[jod23]

Love it, Plus your Avatar kicks ass, he fluffy, happy and he jumps up and down with arms flailing in circles....can you get any better??