Comrade Lidge

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DJ Dupree

Club Legend
Jun 23, 2007
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You didn't go anywhere mate.

Thanks for showing this particular dickhead who is on Facebook too much that Hirdy is actually one of us.

Archer, Lloyd, Hird, Ben Brown, Carey?

They'd all listen to a Labyrinth Faery.

And reduce them to rubble with a single f***ing fist.

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In year 6 I tried to go for Essendon.
But I chose North because it was the only footy left in my stay st NARUNGGA.

Goodesy Stomping Grounds.

Wrote in year 6 that I went for both.

Catholics or Protestants.

So??

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I'm on the Dons' wagon because of Jobe and Cy. I'll tell you why?

Jobe didn't deserve to cry.

Walsh didn't deserve to die.

Cy travelled around looking for things that would save us.

Got back and killed a dad too busy with footy.

Deep resentment.

Ice.

Cigarettes.

Lives.

Cancer has been solved.

Motor Neurones will be.

I'll do it for Clem.

Who has come back for Neale.

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Sorry I'm so bloody annoying.

Brad Scott. Keep trying. You're an enabler. An encourager. A shepherd.

But you need a bit more Ramsay from a back strain couch.

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Jim Bob? Sorry about the photo.

That was for your sister.

And the entire Adelaide Hills I drive through.

And Tim Rogers who I saw at Reclink with Peter Goers the Cuba Barnacle Bill dart-man and then saw him at the Barossa with the rest.

He'd killed off his nerves.

It was my little Zapruder concert.

Arranged by my nanna Thelma.

My cousins there shitfaced on wine. Kinda Tim Minchin style.

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Peace, sisters and brothers.

Comrades.

I'm an annoying moggie.

Part Ukraine, Silesian, Danish, Polish and Nord.

I just get frustrated.

Or bored.

No more children overboard.

I will bring them to me one by one.

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I saw the indigenous issues first hand in Alice. But better in Karherine. Still better in Darwin.

My ex Emma who's uncle died and left her fried?

She taught in the APY Lands.

Kinda my Heart if I mow down the Mick Taylors



Dainty Saintly31? Where the bloody hell are ya?

- Mother Russia.

The Dons\Blue and White Bed
 

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I keep coming back to a quote from ex-Hawthorn player, James Morrissey....

"It says nothing to me about my life. Hang the blessed DJ."

Cruel but fair.

(Jk. DJ take a, DJ take a bow.)
 
Turn it up you, me and DJ Dupree.

Somehow I'm picturing you spending the 8 days between the OP and this post frantically scribbling down ideas on paper, scrunching them up and tossing them before finally settling on this pun.

Personally, I think the time was worth it on this occasion.
 

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