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[Chipmunk]

My name is Chipmunk, and Test Tickle has invited me into the showers after a game.

 

[Test Tickle]

60 seconds for Test Tickle with NaturalDisaster - Best SFA admin since Ant Bear
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1 - What season did Testy debut in the SFA and what clubs has he played with?
Uhm

Season 24 with the Wonders?

nah only joking. Testy made his debut with the "super rookie group" at the Bears in S26. He now plays for the Warriors.

2 - When was the first time he invited you into the showers after a game?
He used to constantly invite me into the showers when he was still at the Bears. It was really weird, he would make armpit wash motions at me during games. He would then try to personally invite me later. One day I humoured him but got turned back because I wasn't allowed in opposition showers.

3 - What has been your most memorable Test Tickle moment in your SFA career to date?
I would say his 60 second with Test Tickle threads in where he would interview the entire league, but to pick something different, in his rookie season I recall him being obsessed with Furies posting stats. Would constantly come into our team threads asking for a post count update. To this day, I do not know why.

4 - You are holding a luxurious dinner party in honour of Testy's 100th SFA match, which 4 other current SFA players would he want to be there?
I would say Dav and Baz would be two of them, probably Halfy as well and I dunno... Josh?

5 - You can only speak in movie quotes, what would you like to say to Testy for his milestone match?
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

6 - You're making your all time favourite SFA XX side, where does Testy play?
The ruck certainly, it is where he does his best work. He also loves to brag about his body work in and around the contest, but I am not sure if he is referring to on field or not.

7 - If you had to describe Testy using food, what would be?
Korma Curry.. Good with a mild bite.

8 - You and Testy are drinking together in a bar, what's in your hand?
He is a boomer, so he would probably shout me a VB that he spiked on his way from the Bar and handing it to me.

Merci catastrophe naturelle!!

Awesome stuff thanks ND

 

[Test Tickle]

My name is Chipmunk, and Test Tickle has invited me into the showers after a game.

You don’t need an invite my good friend.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

60 seconds for Test Tickle with The Half Back - Fellow S31 marquee recruit & Furies escapee
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1 - What season did Testy debut in the SFA and what clubs has he played with?
Well if he's playing game 100 and he had a season off, I'm going to guess Season 25? He has played with the Bears and the Warriors.

2 - When was the first time he invited you into the showers after a game?
It was his debut season, which I am very confident was Season 25. I was at the Dragons at the time and no one offered to shower with me there, so I was ecstatic that he asked me.

3 - What has been your most memorable Test Tickle moment in your SFA career to date?
The one where he f’ed over the Bears and came and joined the mighty Warriors.

4 - You are holding a luxurious dinner party in honour of Testy's 100th SFA match, which 4 other current SFA players would he want to be there?
He wouldn't want a luxurious dinner party with four guests, he would just want to kick back with a box of beers and watch TV.

5 - You can only speak in movie quotes, what would you like to say to Testy for his milestone match?
"Congrats on the 100 games Testy" - movie unknown

6 - You're making your all time favourite SFA XX side, where does Testy play?
Chief hydration officer

7 - If you had to describe Testy using food, what would be?
Camel's Balls Chewing Gum

8 - You and Testy are drinking together in a bar, what's in your hand?
His hand xx

9 - If Testy made the front page of the SFA Times newspaper, what is the headline?
Test Tickle's in a twist!

10 - If you could have one piece of personally signed Test Tickle memorabilia, what would it be?
This week's pair of jocks

Cheers Halfy!!

 

[Test Tickle]

60 seconds for Test Tickle with The Half Back - Fellow S31 marquee recruit & Furies escapee
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1 - What season did Testy debut in the SFA and what clubs has he played with?
Well if he's playing game 100 and he had a season off, I'm going to guess Season 25? He has played with the Bears and the Warriors.

2 - When was the first time he invited you into the showers after a game?
It was his debut season, which I am very confident was Season 25. I was at the Dragons at the time and no one offered to shower with me there, so I was ecstatic that he asked me.

3 - What has been your most memorable Test Tickle moment in your SFA career to date?
The one where he f’ed over the Bears and came and joined the mighty Warriors.

4 - You are holding a luxurious dinner party in honour of Testy's 100th SFA match, which 4 other current SFA players would he want to be there?
He wouldn't want a luxurious dinner party with four guests, he would just want to kick back with a box of beers and watch TV.

5 - You can only speak in movie quotes, what would you like to say to Testy for his milestone match?
"Congrats on the 100 games Testy" - movie unknown

6 - You're making your all time favourite SFA XX side, where does Testy play?
Chief hydration officer

7 - If you had to describe Testy using food, what would be?
Camel's Balls Chewing Gum

8 - You and Testy are drinking together in a bar, what's in your hand?
His hand xx

9 - If Testy made the front page of the SFA Times newspaper, what is the headline?
Test Tickle's in a twist!

10 - If you could have one piece of personally signed Test Tickle memorabilia, what would it be?
This week's pair of jocks

Cheers Halfy!!

haha love it, so kind.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

60 seconds for Test Tickle with Tonga Bob - Frankston Rover Medallist & craft beer enthusiast
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1 - What season did Testy debut in the SFA and what clubs has he played with?
Have only known him as a Bear until this season.

2 - When was the first time he invited you into the showers after a game?
Before my first game as a recruitment tool. He just f*cken loves those showers hey?

3 - What has been your most memorable Test Tickle moment in your SFA career to date?
The moment he walked through the door at Van Cortlandt Park. Also badly shooping him as a testicular Jabba the Hutt in my rookie season.

4 - You are holding a luxurious dinner party in honour of Testy's 100th SFA match, which 4 other current SFA players would he want to be there?
It’d just be a dinner for two. Not even sorry.

5 - You can only speak in movie quotes, what would you like to say to Testy for his milestone match?
Mmmmm, that IS a tasty burger!

6 - You're making your all time favourite SFA XX side, where does Testy play?
Has to be ruck


7 - If you had to describe Testy using food, what would be?
Messy

8 - You and Testy are drinking together in a bar, what's in your hand?
Beer probably. A big one.

9 - If Testy made the front page of the SFA Times newspaper, what is the headline?
Former Bear captain rucks Warriors to premiership glory.

10 - If you could have one piece of personally signed Test Tickle memorabilia, what would it be?
A genuine Senhor Testiculo suit

Cheers Bobby!!

 

[Dav]

Test Tickle I didn't have time to fill out the form for TiF but I just wanted to congratulate you personally on 100 games mate, you've been one of the most genuine, funny posters on the forum throughout your entire time here and I've loved having you as a teammate, you're an awesome club man and I hope we get to play and shower together for seasons to come.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Congrats on 100 games Test Tickle. 100 games in but you'll always be that annoying little rookie known as Argas Tuft in my mind.

 

[Test Tickle]

Test Tickle I didn't have time to fill out the form for TiF but I just wanted to congratulate you personally on 100 games mate, you've been one of the most genuine, funny posters on the forum throughout your entire time here and I've loved having you as a teammate, you're an awesome club man and I hope we get to play and shower together for seasons to come.

Congrats on 100 games Test Tickle. 100 games in but you'll always be that annoying little rookie known as Argas Tuft in my mind.

Thanks guys, I have wonderful memories of both of you, its been a pleasure, thank you.

 

[Test Tickle]

Thanks TIF, you've gone to a lot of effort here and you're a great Captain, I very much appreciate it.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thanks TIF, you've gone to a lot of effort here and you're a great Captain, I very much appreciate it.

Pleasure my man, grats on the win baby!!

I know you asked me not to make a fuss, but I totally took that to mean 'not on the main forum' and to double it in the team thread

 

[The Half Back]

I still remember the pains of trying to remember who was Argus Tuft and who was Argas Tuft back in the day.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Here's another installment of the individual stats. Let's see how we went after our win for Test Tickle



Here's what stands out for me:

• FootyGuy13 had finally taken a break after playing almost 9.5 games straight. zackah is now our Iron Man with the highest time on ground %;
• Stronzo is the new Accurate One thanks to his 6.1 giving him an 86% scoring accuracy. On the other side of the ledger NaturalDisaster is having a ripping season stopping goals, unfortunately that includes his own so his 0.2 from limited opportunities forward of centre gives him a donut;
• TheInjuryFactory has taken over from The Half Back as the Tacklemeister, but the two of them combined will squeeze the sh*t out of anyone;
• Test Tickle kicking the first goal in his 100th was the epitome of big dick energy (hey Hate how often has a player kicked the first goal in their milestone match?);
• We currently have 14 players either on track or within striking distance to crack 1000 DT &/or Exie points by the end of the home and away season (including Dinsdale DockerDen5215 harry000 FootyGuy13 kdavva74 Lord_Flashheart NaturalDisaster RelaxMax Test Tickle The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic & TubbsFarquhar).

 

[The Half Back]

TheInjuryFactory gonna steal the Mobbs Medal off me at this stage.

 

[Tonga Bob]

TheInjuryFactory gonna steal the Mobbs Medal off me at this stage.

Yeah unlucky mate.

 

[DenieD]

TheInjuryFactory gonna steal the Mobbs Medal off me at this stage.

I actually think you might both finish 1st and 2nd this season. The Half Back might just win because TheInjuryFactory missed one game.

 

[The Half Back]

I actually think you might both finish 1st and 2nd this season. The Half Back might just win because TheInjuryFactory missed one game.

Would mean a lot to me, considering I’ve only ever won two things in 17 seasons of qootball.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 10
Wazzas v Mount Buller Demons at The Snow Dome

Test Tickle 100 SFA games

Nice to get the win against our old mate pantskyle

The long awaited clash with old mate pants met us in Rd 10, as we journeyed to the Snow Dome to tackle an up and about Dees side looking to cement their place in the top four in a Match of the Round clash befitting of the two clubs. While pants was looking to reverse the curse and get one over us for his new club, we were looking to get it done for the aggot and lather up for a big post game shower for our resident big boy in his 100th.

An 8 goal first quarter saw us wrestle the ascendancy early on, and we would go on to extend our lead after winning a tense second quarter to head into the sheds at half time with a considerable 33 point lead having silenced the home crowd. A close battle ensued in the second half, but we maintained our healthy buffer to run out comfortable winners by 22 points in the end.

The victory sees us seal a long awaited finals berth for the first time since S27, as we sit a promising 8-2 with 7 rounds to play, a handy one game buffer with percentage between us and second placed Baghdad.

Season 31 Ladder after Round 10

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Coney Island Warriors 10   8   2   -    -   1021   928   110.02   32     2W    WWLWW    -     Ldr     -
Baghdad Bombers       10   7   3   -    -   1009   934   108.03   28     3W    WLWWW    -     -1      -
West Coast Wonders    10   5   4   1    -    976   957   101.99   22     2L    WWWLL    -     -2.5    -
Sin City Swamprats    10   5   4   1    -    960   995    96.48   22     1W    WWLLW   +2     -2.5    -
Mount Buller Demons   10   5   5   -    -   1118   944   118.43   20     1L    LWLWL   -1     -3      -
Dragons FFC           10   5   5   -    -    983   913   107.67   20     1W    WLLLW   +2     -3      -
Gold City Royals      10   5   5   -    -    962   900   106.89   20     3W    LLWWW    -     -3      -
Gumbies FFC           10   5   5   -    -    969   998    97.09   20     2W    LWLWW   +2     -3     Ldr
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Roys FFC              10   5   5   -    -    904   940    96.17   20     1L    LLWWL   -4     -3      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   4   6   -    -   1009  1058    95.37   16     2L    WLWLL   -1     -4     -1
East Side Hawks       10   3   7   -    -    868  1090    79.63   12     2L    LLWLL    -     -5     -2
Fighting Furies       10   2   8   -    -    952  1074    88.64    8     3L    LWLLL    -     -6     -3

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

MBD SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
MBD               4    1        8    6        13   6        17   9    111   
CIW               8    2        14   3        18   7        21   7    133   
MBD        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Dero        0  5  2  6  1  0  0  0  0   37  DockerDen5   0  8  5  7  0  0  0  1  0   59
Van_Dyke    0  7  5  0  1  0  2  0  0   34  NaturalDis   0  3  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   24
jmoo wan    0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21  TheInjuryF   0  12 0  7  9  3  1  1  1   93
sante       0  10 4  5  2  0  1  0  0   57  Test Tickl   3  12 8  8  0  1  1  1  0   83
Yakker      0  5  4  8  1  0  0  0  0   47  Stronzo      0  5  1  5  3  2  0  2  0   54
DemonJim    0  9  4  8  1  0  1  0  0   56  Freofalcon   0  4  3  8  0  2  3  0  0   30
Callums_Gu  0  15 3  13 2  1  0  0  0   89  FootyGuy13   0  4  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   36
boncer34    0  15 6  5  1  0  0  0  0   77  TubbsFarqu   0  2  0  3  1  1  0  0  0   17
Toump Ass   0  5  1  5  1  1  0  0  1   34  Lord_Flash   0  11 4  16 3  0  1  1  0   92
sausagerol  0  9  6  10 0  0  3  2  0   68  Volbeat      0  9  5  5  1  1  1  1  1   61
cooney      0  4  6  9  3  0  3  1  0   57  Dinsdale     0  8  2  5  1  0  2  1  1   45
Headless    0  3  3  8  1  0  1  2  0   47  Tonga Bob    0  11 12 17 2  1  2  1  2  114
Azarole     0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22  Raveneyes    0  4  2  2  0  1  0  1  1   30
Proper Gan  0  6  0  0  0  0  0  4  2   44  harry000     0  9  1  1  1  0  0  9  0   90
Heardy_101  0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    6  zackah       0  1  0  2  0  0  0  1  0   13
Tarkyn_24   21 8  0  11 3  2  1  1  0   84  Spanna_      8  9  0  10 1  2  1  1  0   64
_Cayz_      0  2  0  0  2  0  1  0  0   11  The Half B   0  14 0  9  6  1  0  0  0   85
manangatan  0  6  0  7  10 4  0  0  2   78  toxic        0  3  1  7  2  0  0  0  0   34
pantskyle   0  15 0  9  3  6  1  5  2  110  kdavva74     0  15 4  12 3  0  2  0  1   88
moginie     0  15 6  9  3  1  1  0  0   91  RelaxMax     0  11 5  6  0  0  0  0  0   60

Dour in defence - RelaxMax was again the pick of the litter down back on Sunday, collecting an impressive 17 touches to go with her 5 marks on the day, as she once again gave us plenty of bounce out of D50 to set up our counter attack all day.

Midfield maestro - Tonga Bob enjoyed arguably his best performance of the season on Sunday, our champion wingman racking up a handy 28 possessions with a huge 12 marks, as he joined centreman kdavva74 and fellow winger Lord_Flashheart in dominating possession in midfield and giving us much needed ascendency in the Match of the Round clash.

Fearsome up front - harry000 had an absolute field day against the Dees, kicking his biggest bag of his career with a whopping 9 goal haul, monstering hapless Dees vet Van_Dyke as we romped home to a big win off the back of a day out from our spearhead, who goes to equal first in the Fred leaderboard as a result with 45 majors for the season.

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Eclectic

Round 11
Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park


Last Time
Round 13, Season 30
Coney Island Warriors 13.8.86 defeated Dragons FFC 11.10.76

NaturalDisaster Tonga Bob harry000 The Half Back Test Tickle kdavva74 zackah FootyGuy13 RelaxMax Dinsdale Freofalcon Raveneyes Smoooothy TubbsFarquhar chelseacarlton Volbeat Stronzo DockerDen5215 Rad Roo toxic Spanna_ Lord_Flashheart candiehappy Kabanna Frankston Rover BigJoeD_

Keep those votes rolling in Wazzas ​

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. harry000
4. Tonga Bob
3. Lord_Flashheart
2. kdavva74
1. Test Tickle

 

[DenieD]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. Tonga Bob
4. harry000
3. Lord_Flashheart
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Test Tickle

 

[Test Tickle]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. Tonga Bob
4. harry000
3. Lord_Flashheart
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. The Half Back

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. Tonga Bob
4. harry000
3. Lord_Flashheart
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Test Tickle

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5) harry009
4) Bob, T.
3) Lord_Flashheart
2) kdavva74
1) Ton Up Testy

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. DockerDen5215
4. Tonga Bob
3. NaturalDisaster
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. RelaxMax

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5 - Harry000
4 - Tonga Bob
3 - Lord_Flashheart
2 - TheInjuryFactory
1 -Kdavva74

 

[Frankston Rover]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal TheInjuryFactory

5. Tonga Bob
4. harry000
3. Lord_Flashheart
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Test Tickle