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drank 3L already! walked home from my car being serviced this morning and i was sweating up a storm.
They made you walk home without giving you a loan car or even a lift home? That's cruel and inhuman!
 
They made you walk home without giving you a loan car or even a lift home? That's cruel and inhuman!
didn't offer, but i didn't mind it! i brought a water bottle with me and i was wide awake anyway
 
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Getting any new rides at your home ground this season?

Lunar Park looking relatively modern by comparison.
[don’t say “your mother”]

[don’t say “your mother”]

Nah. Your mother was busy.

[phew]
 
[don’t say “your mother”]

[don’t say “your mother”]

Nah. Your mother was busy.

[phew]
Meh, Lunar Park still looking younger, just sayin’.
 
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Meh, Lunar Park still looking younger, just sayin’.
The Cyclone may look old but it runs like a haunted shithouse. Can crack a ton with a brisk northerly up its clacker.
 

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The Cyclone may look old but it runs like a haunted shithouse. Can crack a ton with a brisk northerly up its clacker.
So can my m … never mind
 
Hi mate, hope they are treating you well over here.

If not, I will sort 'em out for you.
they're lovely! it's like a home away from home away from home!
 
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Round One - Away vs the Hawks

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Hiya Wazzas and welcome to the first Weekly Review of the new season. There are the things that I put in here on a (mostly) weekly basis to reflect on the week just passed, consider the week to come and a way for me to write up the stuff for Frankie night on a gradual basis. You might not get it, but your kids will love it!

Round one of season 39 gave us the third opportunity in five games to come up against the East Side Hawks, the Kit Kats of Sweet. They are coming off a first premiership in 26 seasons so were naturally bullish on their chances of adding to their victories in round 18 & the qualifying final of last season. They had also recruited shrewdly over the off season so they were up and about.

We too had reasons to be on the front foot - coming off a deep finals run, seeing some new (jannissary Riviat & Sandgroper007) and returning (Moo & technically JHF1870) faces at the club, the new car smell that comes with the start of the season, and the fact that pantskyle was playing game number 400. All in all this led to a vigorously convivial week until the heat crossed the nation and tuckered people out.

Game Day came though, and it was a wet one. In fact the first quarter was raining Hawk goals - six to our one as the hosts raced out to a 46 point lead in the second stanza. Four goals in nine minutes from us though cut the deficit to 22 at the big break, and by the time the third quarter was done it was cut to a mere four points.

Enter Riviat. The architect of our round 18 loss and long-term Warriors target used his one kick for the match to kick a goal to put us in the lead for the first time all match, a lead which lasted for a whole two minutes as the hosts kicked the next two. But a third goal from The Filth Wizard and the sealer from his milestone-having brother saw us salute to the tune of nine points, a win which not only saw us break the Kit Kat Kurse but land in sixth place on the ladder by the time the opening round was done.

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Round One Ladder

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Rich (BB code):
ESH SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ESH               6    3        9    5        11   7        13   8    86   
CIW               1    0        6    1        11   3        15   5    95      
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Giant Stri  0  4  1  4  0  0  1  2  1   33  toxic        0  1  1  2  0  0  0  1  0   16
por_please  0  2  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   21  Mofra        0  6  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   28
Biggie      0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9  Moo          0  3  0  2  0  0  1  0  0   10
Tadpole     0  2  6  5  0  0  1  0  0   31  Sandgroper   0  3  4  6  0  1  0  0  0   34
eth-dog     0  6  1  6  1  0  1  0  0   34  TheInjuryF   0  12 4  6  0  0  0  0  0   60
SM          0  4  2  1  0  1  1  0  0   18  JHF1870      0  7  3  2  2  0  0  0  0   42
Zoops       0  9  5  13 3  0  1  1  1   84  FootyGuy13   0  11 7  11 1  0  3  1  1   78
boncer34    0  10 3  12 5  0  2  0  1   78  Piggy Smal   0  12 3  7  3  1  4  0  0   60
haydo       0  4  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   27  zackah       0  11 7  15 2  0  1  1  1   96
The Majest  0  4  3  8  0  0  0  0  2   39  jannissary   0  6  3  4  0  1  0  1  0   42
Itsmyshow   0  6  1  3  0  0  0  1  1   34  Dinsdale     0  5  5  5  0  1  3  1  0   38
RU_         0  2  2  7  0  0  1  1  0   29  Raveneyes    0  4  0  4  2  0  0  1  0   34
Loonerty    0  2  1  4  0  0  0  1  0   23  Riviat       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
larrikin    0  1  1  1  0  0  2  0  0    2  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  0  0  3  1   31
sausagerol  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Barrybran    0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  1    7
TY24        7  10 0  13 3  1  0  1  0   82  pantskyle    19 11 0  9  3  2  1  2  1   94
Phenomenal  0  11 0  8  4  9  0  2  1   87  Tonga Bob    0  7  0  10 5  1  0  1  0   68
Callums_Gu  0  10 2  5  1  1  0  0  0   51  spudmaster   0  9  0  10 5  3  2  2  0   76
Scythe94    0  10 0  11 7  2  0  1  0   88  brian_muz    0  2  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   19
Tarkyn_24   0  3  2  0  1  1  0  2  1   33  Freofalcon   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

The 400 game having pantskyle enjoyed his move back to the ruck with his league-high 19 hitouts going with 20 disposals, 3 tackles & 2 goals to make his milestone in style. Fellow veteran zackah came off the bench to have 26 disposals/7 marks/2 tackles/1 goal in 89% game time, while others to do well include spudmaster (19 disposlas/5 tackles/2 goals), FootyGuy13 (22 disposals/7 marks/1 goal), Piggy Smalls (19 disposals/3 tackles/3 marks), TheInjuryFactory (18 disposals/4 marks) The Filth Wizard (3 goals) & oldmate (17 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal). Of the newbies, both Riviat & jannissary kicked their first goals in Warrior persimmon while league debutant Sandgroper007 kept his opponent quiet on a half back flank.

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Round Two - At Home vs the Gumbies


Last time we met: Round 14, Season 38

Gumbies FFC 12.13 (85) defeated Coney Island Warriors 11.9 (75) at the House of Gumby

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We now come to the audience participation section of the Weekly Review, beginning with the Frankston Rover Medal voting. For the benefit of the new and the ignorant, the Frankston Rover Medal is Coney Island's Best & Fairest award - one of two awards named in honour of club founder, inaugural captain and league Hall of Famer Frankston Rover.

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So what I do at this point is ask you for who you think the best performing Wazzas were last week, and then get you to rank them by assigning them votes - 5 for the best down to 1 for the fifth best. These traditionally have leaned towards on-field heroics but can also take into account off-field activity in match threads and team communications (thread & PM). The Big 4 consulting firm of Bob 'n' Guy then take the votes and turn them into a Medal.

Please do your best to send them in each week and help us to identify the performances from the previous round that are most deserving of recognition. And if you can, please tag me in when you vote along with the #FrankstonRoverMedal hashtag in order to help me collate the votes once the season's done and dusted.

Here's mine:

Round 1 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Milestone monkey pantskyle
4 votes) zackah
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) spudmaster


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The other thing we run is the Pwned Trophy, which has been described as an award given "to the player who makes the opposition melt the hardest and the rest of us laugh our arses off. It is one of the club's highest honours, passed down through the generations of Wazzas in recognition of their services to lulz".

I'm just gonna chuck some noms in here, but please feel free to add your own with the hashtag of #PwnedTrophy

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But the long game pwn is pantskyle running a Hawks page on FB...

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Have a great week lads!
 
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Guess I'll go f*ck myself then
Not everything is about you 😉 it's a combo of stats and posts.
You'll get some votes if you're good.
 

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