Health Confession Thread (Part 2)

[pezz]

A way of being, a zen like approach to life and soft drinks

 

[c00lcat]

A way of being, a zen like approach to life and soft drinks

i just lost it haha

 

[Schulzenfest]

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out BACCS was actually a super successful ladies man who's been trolling us?

 

[rossi]

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out BACCS was actually a super successful ladies man who's been trolling us?

Yeah that's probably really likely to happen.

 

[Pumbi]

I don't play COD.

 

[showdownhero]

Two confessions

A girl friend I had when I was like 16 is now a full blown dyke (still hot though)

A girl i was casually sechsing about 6 months ago is now in a psych ward



feelsbaccsman

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Two confessions

A girl friend I had when I was like 16 is now a full blown dyke (still hot though)

A girl i was casually sechsing about 6 months ago is now in a psych ward



feelsbaccsman

Strong deja vu reading this is strong.

 

[showdownhero]

Strong deja vu reading this is strong.

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6unawares

 

[pezz]

Two confessions

A girl friend I had when I was like 16 is now a full blown dyke (still hot though)

A girl i was casually sechsing about 6 months ago is now in a psych ward



feelsbaccsman

Dude your penis is evil

 

[r dub 19]

Two confessions

A girl friend I had when I was like 16 is now a full blown dyke (still hot though)

A girl i was casually sechsing about 6 months ago is now in a psych ward



feelsbaccsman

LOL that's fckd up

 

[showdownhero]

Dude your penis is evil

I'm thinking they got so messed up because they realised they could no longer have me.

 

[yeah_nah]

Keeping with the flow of lesbians...
My mate was dating this chick back in year 12 who was 2 years younger than us, she was pretty hot.. This guy is pretty much the biggest douche in the universe, very smug and I wouldn't blame anybody for punching him in the face.

Anyway I saw her at a party a while ago but didn't recognise her.

She approaches me and tells me that she knows who I am etc and I'm like ok.... who are you?

She explains that she was this guys ex girlfriend and that she is now a lesbian. Jokingly I said haha so he turned you lesbian? and no she looked me dead in the eye and goes "Yeah, he was such a prick he turned me off guys."
From then on I was making several jokes about this guy all night long.

 

[Bulldog Breed]

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6unawares

You haven't posted something similar on another thread have you?

 

[showdownhero]

You haven't posted something similar on another thread have you?

I doubt it, only found about the psych ward chick a few days ago

 

[Hard Ball Get]

I still play an old PS1 game on the PS2

 

[HSSB]

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out BACCS was actually a super successful ladies man who's been trolling us?

I've got him on Facebook, trust me, he isn't

Wait a minute, I don't anymore, BAACS is there anything you would like to confess too about deleting me?

 

[woopedazz]

Last year I told my supposed girlfriend that I loved her* and she said she wanted to be with me forever.
The next day she told me to "hurry up and finish" because her other boyfriend was going to pick her up to go shopping soon.
It destroyed my faith in the fairer sex and I haven't had a girlfriend since.

*Lotsa homo.

 

[indieswan96]

I've got him on Facebook, trust me, he isn't

Wait a minute, I don't anymore, BAACS is there anything you would like to confess too about deleting me?

BACCS defriended me on Facebook.

feelsbaccsman?

 

[indieswan96]

Last year I told my supposed girlfriend that I loved her* and she said she wanted to be with me forever.
The next day she told me to "hurry up and finish" because her other boyfriend was going to pick her up to go shopping soon.
It destroyed my faith in the fairer sex and I haven't had a girlfriend since.

*Lotsa homo.

srs?

6charizards.

 

[Dan Moody]

Last year I told my supposed girlfriend that I loved her* and she said she wanted to be with me forever.
The next day she told me to "hurry up and finish" because her other boyfriend was going to pick her up to go shopping soon.
It destroyed my faith in the fairer sex and I haven't had a girlfriend since.

*Lotsa homo.

Hope you blew your load in her hair.

Back on topic, I only ever put premium unleaded in my cars when filling up. Don't know if it makes a difference but I'm paranoid about putting shit fuel in the tank

 

[Caesar]

I frequently tell girls I am dating that I have seen movies including but not limited to Dirty Dancing, Titanic and The Notebook in order to avoid watching them.

 

[Schulzenfest]

****ing genius, why have I never thought of that?

 

[Bulldog Breed]

I doubt it, only found about the psych ward chick a few days ago

I must be tripping balls then. Carry on.

 

[dales.girl38]

I frequently tell girls I am dating that I have seen movies including but not limited to Dirty Dancing, Titanic and The Notebook in order to avoid watching them.

Smart plan, do they ever ask for your thoughts on them/try and get into discussions about them though?

 

[Caesar]

Smart plan, do they ever ask for your thoughts on them/try and get into discussions about them though?

That's what Wikipedia is for. As long as you agree with all her opinions and don't get too specific, you're golden.

Noah is soooooo dreamy but Lon is like, the sweetest guy ever, and you have to feel really sorry for him that Allie stomped on his heart. He's not at all like Cal in Titanic who totally deserved to lose Rose to Jack.

Oh, and don't put baby in the corner.