Health Confession Thread (Part 2)

[Football God]

just needs a picture now......

 

[r dub 19]

BACCS let us use your picture to complete the meme, you can put it on your resume.

 

[Football God]

 

[r dub 19]

lulz

 

[d0gs]

I confess that I am getting quite addicted to GD.

 

[kwame]

i banged a current AFL players sister............as promiscuous girl of epic proportions

 

[Football God]

i banged a current AFL players sister............as promiscuous girl of epic proportions

we want names

 

[kwame]

we want names

All I will say is that her brother plays for Richmond and she was very well known as the town bike

 

[Hellgood]

All I will say is that her brother plays for Richmond and she was very well known as the town bike

You slept with Nick Riewoldt?

 

[Caesar]

You slept with Nick Riewoldt?

I lol'd.

 

[Dan Moody]

All I will say is that her brother plays for Richmond and she was very well known as the town bike

How did it feel going slips to 200 other guys?

 

[showdownhero]

How did it feel going slips to 200 other guys?

umad?

****in slappers is ace

 

[kwame]

umad?

****in slappers is ace

Hahahaha Fu**in oath it is

 

[Dan Moody]

How did it feel going slips to 200 other guys?

edit* slops

 

[kwame]

edit* slops

Any girl guys pick up....... The guy is getting somebodys slops

 

[rossi]

Any girl guys pick up....... The guy is getting somebodys slops

Not if she's 5.

 

[beez]

I missed the bowl while taking a piss

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Woke up today, checked my phone to see it was 12:10 and the first thing I thought was "****, I've missed The Circle."

 

[repeatoffender]

In the past I did a bit of online dating. I was surprised to discover how many candidates requested intimate photographs.

A number made it pretty clear that they were fans of the long love dagger. As this was the case I decided to use a bit of smoke and mirrors photography to increase my chances of landing a date.
I had a number of those tiny coke cans they give out on flights in the house (about 1/3 normal size). I decided to position this next to my manhood. From above there is no way to tell it's not a normal 330ml size can and if used as a reference it was rather flattering.

Worked a treat.

 

[r dub 19]

Saw an old man with a walking stick today really struggling to walk and turned to my mate and said "lag". Felt a bit bad after.

 

[Lazarus]

Confession thread

Oh father forgive me for I have sinned....

This thread is for anyone and everyone in GD to right their wrongs and confess to any bad things they have done in the hope of eternal repentance.

I'll start:
I have the song '4 minutes' by Madonna and Justin Timberlake on my ipod

 

[Echo Bravo]

Re: Confession thread

I am the Lindbergh baby.

 

[Coledinho]

Re: Confession thread

I think Justin Bieber is cool

 

[aaronm46]

Re: Confession thread

fapped a few minutes ago

 

[NSWCROW]

Re: Confession thread

Well one time i...POST CENSORED DUE TO PENDING LEGAL ACTION/COURT PROCEEDINGS