Health Confession thread

[r dub 19]

Use this thread to get some things off your chest (inb4jokes)

- I am useless at most "handy man" activities. E.g Have no idea about cars.

-I feel quiet bad about this but my friends and I will often make bad jokes about people that have passed away. For example last week:

"My cousin went away to Europe and never came back"
"Was her name Britt Lapthorne?"

- I only watch my NBA team during play offs.

-I enjoyed listening to that "cooler than me" song when it came on at the gym.

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

Feelsbadman/no homo?

 

[Pumbi]

Good thread.

I originally went for Man Yoo because they won the treble.

 

[BlowJobe]

Use this thread to get some things off your chest (inb4jokes)

- I am useless at most "handy man" activities. E.g Have no idea about cars.

-I feel quiet bad about this but my friends and I will often make bad jokes about people that have passed away. For example last week:

"My cousin went away to Europe and never came back"
"Was her name Britt Lapthorne?"

- I only watch my NBA team during play offs.

-I enjoyed listening to that "cooler than me" song when it came on at the gym.

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

Feelsbadman/no homo?

It's pretty bad but I've lost count of how many Britt Lapthorne, Madeline McCain and various other unfortunate death/missing persons jokes me and my mates have cracked.

 

[The Dice Man]

You wont need these threads when you finally get things(hairs) on said chest.

 

[DB10]

my friends and I make numerous racist jokes to amuse ourselves.

despite supporting Arsenal since I was very young, I've barely watched more than a handful of games a season for about 4 years now.

 

[ballanFYNE]

I used to a girl

 

[Gus]

I killed JFK.

 

[Gus]

srs.

I am no good at handy man shit either. Much rather pay someone else.

 

[indieswan96]

- I can't think of a confession to put in this thread.

 

[Football God]

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

Feelsbadman/no homo?

Lulz. On that, I was looking for a avatar pic being 'Football God' and had safe search 'off' and didn't think typing in Football God would i see n00dz of male athletes. Quickly closed the window and started looking at lesbian pron to make myself feel better. true story

 

[omit]

- Another shit handy man here

- I haven't handed a single assignment in on time this semester

 

[Bourky23]

-I enjoyed listening to that "cooler than me" song when it came on at the gym.

 

[ioppolo]

- I haven't handed a single assignment in on time this semester

This.

I also almost got clawed to death by a small kitten.

 

[Pavs Nose]

Use this thread to get some things off your chest (inb4jokes)

- I am useless at most "handy man" activities. E.g Have no idea about cars.

I can change my oil, but otherwise, same.

-I feel quiet bad about this but my friends and I will often make bad jokes about people that have passed away. For example last week:

"My cousin went away to Europe and never came back"
"Was her name Britt Lapthorne?"

Same

- I only watch my NBA team during play offs.

Don't have an NBA "team" but I will find one during playoffs.

-I enjoyed listening to that "cooler than me" song when it came on at the gym.

Listened to it in the car, then I was driving with my girlfriend later that day and she was like I like this song and i denied liking it in any way what so ever. Its pretty shit but I found it catchy.

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

Same, but only cos I wanted to know what the fuss was about... but damn...

 

[Roos4eva]

- Another shit handy man here

- I haven't handed a single assignment in on time this semester

Raises hand at both.

Technically, I handed one in on time last week, but that was only because the Uni system was down for two days which gave us an extra two days to hand it in without penalty. Dumb luck ftw.

I have two more to hand in before I complete my degree, and as much as I'd like to hand them in on time, I'll most likely stick to what's been working for me all this time.

 

[Powerade 08]

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

F%^$ you.

Now everytime I see him on TV a picture of his **** is going to pop up in my head.

I'll never watch another tribal council.

 

[weagles_fan]

OP can you change a tyre?

 

[indieswan96]

F%^$ you.

Now everytime I see him on TV a picture of his **** is going to pop up in my head.

I'll never watch another tribal council.

You say that now but after a while...


BAM!

[YOUTUBE]djcDWAMOjvk[/YOUTUBE]

 

[THRILLHO]

-- Raises hand for liking that Cooler Than Me song. It sucks in every way possible but it's pretty damn catchy.

-- Never handed a thing in on time at Uni. Was always pretty easy to avoid penalty (but, doing an Arts degree the penalty was pretty minor most of the time so I just copped it).

-- Make all sorts of awful politically incorrect jokes. Pretty sure everyone does, even the HURR DURR YOU CANT SAY THAT brigade.

-- I have unpaid parking fines

 

[r dub 19]

OP can you change a tyre?

Was thinking this today, leaning towards yes.

 

[BarneyBent]

- Another shit handy man here

- I haven't handed a single assignment in on time this semester

These.

Also:

- I just tried to pluralise "this" as "thises", before I realised my mistake.
- Virgin til 19 (but got birthday sechs once I grew some balls. Yay!)
- I also did the Jeff Probst Google search. Daaaaaaaaamn.
- I often tell inappropriate or extremely politically incorrect jokes, and find them hilarious
- I have a 2000 word essay due Wednesday, a 2500 word lab report due Thursday, but rather than do them, I've been getting to know GD, refreshing the Drafts and Trades board, rewatching DBZ Abridged, and watching live streams of the Sheffield Shield.
- I'm a ****ing ****** (related to the above).

 

[placebo]

Count me down for sucking at handyman stuff and also cracking completely inappropriate jokes about any subject.

Also, I have blown my load to hentai.

 

[r dub 19]

Count me down for sucking at handyman stuff and also cracking completely inappropriate jokes about any subject.

Also, I have blown my load to hentai.

lol wut?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Stop complaining r dub, I have that Cooler Than Me song on my iPod.

Also I definitely fit in the shit handyman/inappropriate jokes categories.

 

[DB10]

Also, I have blown my load to hentai.

I used to think hentai was the shit when I was 15/16.