Health Confession thread

[Super Hans]

-Fap to some of my teachers. (one is the hottest women in the world, ever)
-I think James Brayshaw is the funniest member of the footy show
-I find 35-40 year olds hotter then chicks my own age (17)
-I would do my best mates sister
-Not a fan of beer (unless off tap)
-Fap addict
-Love that feeling of a massive piss in the morning
-Never kissed a girl, even though I have had multiple chances
-I am addicted to Fifa so much that I will fail year 12 because of it

 

[pezz]

Im drunk as f*ck and if im still awake in twenty minutes im going to the hookers. Go me

 

[Gus]

Im drunk as f*ck and if im still awake in twenty minutes im going to the hookers. Go me

You are married though? don't do it.

 

[pezz]

Engaged....my mates are coming past so the temptation may of passed

I was at the strippers all night for my soon to be brother in laws bucks party, had to leave early to take my misses old man home. Now im just sitting here hammered, so you can see my dilema.

 

[placebo]

-Fap to some of my teachers. (one is the hottest women in the world, ever)
-I think James Brayshaw is the funniest member of the footy show
-I find 35-40 year olds hotter then chicks my own age (17)
-I would do my best mates sister
-Not a fan of beer (unless off tap)
-Fap addict
-Love that feeling of a massive piss in the morning
-Never kissed a girl, even though I have had multiple chances
-I am addicted to Fifa so much that I will fail year 12 because of it

Yes...well.

 

[BarneyBent]

-Fap to some of my teachers. (one is the hottest women in the world, ever)
-I think James Brayshaw is the funniest member of the footy show
-I find 35-40 year olds hotter then chicks my own age (17)
-I would do my best mates sister
-Not a fan of beer (unless off tap)
-Fap addict
-Love that feeling of a massive piss in the morning
-Never kissed a girl, even though I have had multiple chances
-I am addicted to Fifa so much that I will fail year 12 because of it

Replace age of 17 with age of 15, and replace Fifa with a various assortment of games which I cycled through, and that's me 5 years ago, to the letter.

 

[ColonelSanders]

i stoled a pair of my unties undies wrapped them around my todger and fapped

 

[indieswan96]

Engaged....my mates are coming past so the temptation may of passed

I was at the strippers all night for my soon to be brother in laws bucks party, had to leave early to take my misses old man home. Now im just sitting here hammered, so you can see my dilema.

I hope you didn't do it pezz.

 

[coke_zero]

I am so sorry people of the GD board. Last night had this amazing chick, And i f*cked it up. I didnt do anything bad though and will probs talk to her on monday.

 

[ClarkeM]

I am so sorry people of the GD board. Last night had this amazing chick, And i f*cked it up. I didnt do anything bad though and will probs talk to her on monday.

In textiles class?

 

[indieswan96]

I am so sorry people of the GD board. Last night had this amazing chick, And i f*cked it up. I didnt do anything bad though and will probs talk to her on monday.

I call bullshit.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

my weekend mood is 80% based on how i go at cricket.

 

[DB10]

I am so sorry people of the GD board. Last night had this amazing chick, And i f*cked it up. I didnt do anything bad though and will probs talk to her on monday.

messed up a line of Hot 'n Cold?

 

[THRILLHO]

my weekend mood is 80% based on how i go at cricket.

I was in the filthiest mood for two days last Tuesday because I got flogged at squash and havent been flogged like that for probably 3-4 years.

 

[coke_zero]

I call bullshit.

umm thank you??

messed up a line of Hot 'n Cold?

I could never mess up a line of that song.

 

[r dub 19]

in for pezz cheating confession.

 

[pezz]

Restraint (and inability to get a cab at 3am) ftw
Just getting up now, ended up drinking with my mates till 8 am then passing out at the kitchen table. Good times

 

[Schulzenfest]

Had a girl in a relationship sitting on my lap for about half an hour last night. Was slightly awkward.

 

[r dub 19]

Restraint (and inability to get a cab at 3am) ftw
Just getting up now, ended up drinking with my mates till 8 am then passing out at the kitchen table. Good times

 

[Gus]

Had a girl in a relationship sitting on my lap for about half an hour last night. Was slightly awkward.

Did you get a boner? That would have magnified awkwardness.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I did not, luckily.

 

[electricfeel]

That guy when he smiles looks like a beefed up Simon Cowell.

And gopower, you should've just ducked off to the toilet as an excuse to get her off your lap.. but I'm guessing you kind of enjoyed it at the same time

 

[Schulzenfest]

And gopower, you should've just ducked off to the toilet as an excuse to get her off your lap.. but I'm guessing you kind of enjoyed it at the same time

It was a house party and she was the only hot girl there, so I'd be lying if I said I didn't

I was pissed off though, the guy hosting the party was gay. I thought gay guys were meant to be surrounded by hot girls. There was only one there and she was taken.

 

[electricfeel]

Gay guys are surrounded by two types of chicks: Hot chicks or Fat chicks.

 

[Schulzenfest]

This one was mainly the latter. I was disappoint.