Health Confession thread

[Gus]

A week ago I broke my leg playing football and I had to go to the hospital. There was this really cute doctor who had wedding ring. Well he started to crack onto me and I was unsure as to whether I should say no and get on with things. But he was so charming and one thing led to another. Anyway I ended up having sex with him and now I feel really bad.

Sue his arse for breach of professionalism, if he was a doc and you were a patient. Gain money.

 

[BACCS]

I hate it when that happens

This post provided serious lulz.

 

[Pferd]

Sue his arse for breach of professionalism, if he was a doc and you were a patient. Gain money.

Yeah but I don't want to ruin someones marriage...

 

[Pferd]

Since your a newbie, the drill is pics or gtfo

Enjoy

 

[r dub 19]

A week ago I broke my leg playing football and I had to go to the hospital. There was this really cute doctor who had wedding ring. Well he started to crack onto me and I was unsure as to whether I should say no and get on with things. But he was so charming and one thing led to another. Anyway I ended up having sex with him and now I feel really bad.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Enjoy

wait so your a woman that plays footy

notsureifserious.jpg

 

[Pferd]

What?

 

[pezz]

Enjoy

christ the doc really worked you over

 

[Pferd]

wait so your a woman that plays footy

notsureifserious.jpg

Yep I was playinf park footy with a few mates.

 

[r dub 19]

What?

 

[HSSB]

Yep I was playinf park footy with a few mates.

nice troll but i dont want pics no more chicks dont do that shiz

christ the doc really worked you over

lawlz

 

[lards]

Enjoy

 

[dynamite_kid]

Yeah but I don't want to ruin someones marriage...

Already have bish, vid or gtfo

 

[indieswan96]

Had to finish some homework, did I miss anything important going down?

 

[Invigoration]

A week ago I broke my leg playing football and I had to go to the hospital. There was this really cute doctor who had wedding ring. Well he started to crack onto me and I was unsure as to whether I should say no and get on with things. But he was so charming and one thing led to another. Anyway I ended up having sex with him and now I feel really bad.

Gay sechs with a broken leg? How that work?

 

[indieswan96]

Gay sechs with a broken leg? How that work?

Pferd means horse in German...



EW!

 

[nads_39]

Yeah but I don't want to ruin someones marriage...

Some words of wisdom I got on this subject the other day..
"You didn't ruin the marriage, he did."

 

[Pferd]

Well picked up indieswan96, from what I've seen of your posts you are quite an intuitive poster.

nads_39 yeah, I thought about it too but I did let him come onto me.

 

[Pferd]

Good News Everybody!

It turns out the Doctor is recently divorced! He was wearing his ring out of some sort of hope his wife would come back. Still won't be seeing him again though.

 

[r dub 19]

They see me trollin', they hatin'.

 

[Gus]

Nows the time you go **** him again. Hopefully get some more benefits cos doctors are pretty high earners.

 

[Gus]

I mean, piss off troll.

 

[sblack]

Obvious troll is obvious.

 

[indieswan96]

A troll? As if! That seemed quite genuine to me. If that was a troll it must have been well planned and quite brilliantly executed. You guys are too quick to judge.

 

[Mattman93]

A troll? As if! That seemed quite genuine to me. If that was a troll it must have been well planned and quite brilliantly executed. You guys are too quick to judge.

Lolwut?

That is not a brilliantly executed troll - we reserve that category for the likes of Trump, etc.

Edit - may have missed some obvious sarcasm there, if so I'm a dumbarse.