Health Confession thread

[r dub 19]

i want to make a legitimate oasis account and smash the f*** out of some of the $luts on there (srs).

 

[Histrionics]

i want to make a legitimate oasis account and smash the f*** out of some of the $luts on there (srs).

I could tell by some of your reactions that you would wanna. lol.

I thought you already would have tbh.

 

[r dub 19]

It doesn't make sense, there is some serious talent on there especially in perth.

 

[Histrionics]

There's heaps of trolls wanting your email so they can go on "web cam" with ya.

 

[RU486]

My Confession:

I do bicep curls before going to the beach

 

[coke_zero]

My Confession:

I do bicep curls before going to the beach

I just do some sit ups and push ups.

When no ones home i sometimes choose to listen to music through head phones.

 

[Football God]

I just do some sit ups and push ups.

When no ones home i sometimes choose to listen to music through head phones.

thats cool

 

[indieswan96]

I just do some sit ups and push ups.

When no ones home i sometimes choose to listen to music through head phones.

Cool.

6 characters.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

- I am useless at most "handy man" activities. E.g Have no idea about cars.

My claim to handy man status is changing lights and doing those DIY beds, desks etc.

-I enjoyed listening to that "cooler than me" song when it came on at the gym.

Enjoying that song out of the gym I could have let slide, but at the gym? Dude...

-Googled jeff probst n00dz

Feelsbadman/no homo?

I Googled probst, not my fault n00dz came up.

 

[wce4premiership]

I'm White
I love "my heart will go on"
i DID make a real profile to try get with some of the girls on oasis
I used to frequently attend the rise .. and loved it (actually still do love it only go a few times a year)
I get my back waxed
I'd seriously **** ben cousins ... he's that good
I used to wear glasses AND have braces in primary school ... how things have changed

 

[Gus]

i want to make a legitimate oasis account and smash the f*** out of some of the $luts on there (srs).

Just say it:

Gus, you are a visionary.

 

[coke_zero]

thats cool

Cool.

6 characters.

Thanks guys.

 

[DB10]

Just say it:

Gus, you are a visionary.

will admit you're a pioneer brah.

am thinking about doing it too. it'd beat the dry spell I'm in.

 

[indieswan96]

Whenever there is a pause in a song I immediately in my head go "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes!"

 

[ballanFYNE]

I like coke_zero as a poster.

There i said it.

 

[Football God]

Whenever there is a pause in a song I immediately in my head go "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes!"

haha yes

 

[HSSB]

I like coke_zero as a poster.

There i said it.

woah
do you know him personally?

 

[half_back_flank]

Am a closet LOTRs fan, I read the book, watch the movies and read the Similarion and the Hobbit numerous times a year.

Also read SLF's Rebecca's Journey before it had any comments, was very close to posting something similar to Celtic's comment as i thought it was shit (and still do).

 

[kwame]

i am currently in with a horrible looking chick who is the dirtiest dirtiest sl*t ive ever come across.......said she wants to come over this weekend for sechs......my confession is im contemplating it........just a tad worried that shes been fu**ed more times than had hot meals

 

[Notorious_29]

i am currently in with a horrible looking chick who is the dirtiest dirtiest sl*t ive ever come across.......said she wants to come over this weekend for sechs......my confession is im contemplating it........just a tad worried that shes been fu**ed more times than had hot meals

Firstly pics or gtfo.

Secondly double wrap and go for your life, don't be a bitch.

 

[r dub 19]

i am currently in with a horrible looking chick who is the dirtiest dirtiest sl*t ive ever come across.......said she wants to come over this weekend for sechs......my confession is im contemplating it........just a tad worried that shes been fu**ed more times than had hot meals

This is kwame we are talking about...

 

[Football God]

To the TLC it is then for non bias thoughts!

 

[c00lcat]

i got n00dz from oasis.
and i was expecting it to be pretty average

my pen0r went inside of me and i felt like crying
never again

 

[yeah_nah]

One time I got this chick who was probably 3/10 to send n00dz. Now she said she was on her period but I said thats OK.

She sent the n00dz, but me, being a cunning ****ing devil i am gave her a mates phone number (he posts on BigFooty)

Needless to say I loled at him, but he got me back by sending them to me a few days later when I wasn't expecting it.

 

[Waspy79]

- I have no idea who Jeff Probst is
- I have no idea what n00dz is or means
- I love Asian women
- I was attacked by a Chinese taxi driver with a steering wheel lock last weekend
- I owned a Care Bear as a child