Health Confession thread

[placebo]

I used to think hentai was the shit when I was 15/16.

There's some truly....interesting hentai around.

lol wut?

It's aight, no tentacles were involved.

 

[Chops_a_must]

I go for the dented car.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

-Im also shit at handyman stuff. I know how to put water in my car and thats about it.

- I only watch NBA playoffs and never watch the regular season.

-also google Jeff probst no0dz... and now know he aint got shit on me!

 

[RickSanchez]

- know nothing about cars at all, seriously bad.
- i am the lindbergh baby.
- i still don't mind watching dragonball and pokemon (older seasons)
- i am a person that likes to ridiculously plan things in advance.
- i still like 90's music of like boy bands etc.
- always saying highly inappropriate jokes and never really feel bad.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

mate: The sister of pop star Mika is critically ill in hospital after falling from a window and landing on steel fence railings.

me: probs heard one of her bros songs and jumped

 

[Football God]

- i still like 90's music of like boy bands etc.

[YOUTUBE]E6QehdVy4w8&ob[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]T968cgPKMR0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Sweaty]

- I despise most modern music
- I know how to change a tailight bulb in a car...and thats about it
- I once found a 70's porno mag in my dads room that scarred me. *no homo

 

[Deadline]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

 

[Schism]

I call the RAA out to change wheels if i get a flat tyre

 

[weagles_fan]

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

You are a freak

 

[HeavyPop]

I constantly make fun of handicapped people.

meh

 

[Bourky23]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

 

[beez]

I watch Heartbreak High on ABC3
I call the RACV at least once a week and ask for Jason
I sit on Bigfooty at work for most of the day
I have jizzed over my housemates girlfriend
I would tap Kim Duthie

 

[nads_39]

Would let Jeff Probst probe me. He's not bad for an old dude.

 

[The Big Sticks]

Forgive me Father for I have Sinned....

- Just today, I set up my N64 with the intention of playing Pokemon Snap again
- I have only been in a sexual relationship with one person and that is my current long-term girlfriend
- I used too like some pretty gay songs and still do
- ABC was the only channel I watched until about year 9 or 10
- I have also knowingly committed some fairly serious crimes without regret

 

[Football God]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

derp

 

[Bourky23]

I would tap Kim Duthie

 

[prankmonkey]

i whistled along to a nickleback song today
i wanted to shoot myself when i realised what i had done

 

[neng]

Five was the first CD I ever owned...
Nsync was second...

Red Hot Chilli Peppers third

 

[pezz]

I watch and enjoy glee (no homo)

In my defence

 

[Schulzenfest]

I watch and enjoy glee (no homo)

In my defence

Defence granted. Case dismissed.

 

[scooterb]

Would let Jeff Probst probe me. He's not bad for an old dude.

troll, pls go

 

[aaronm46]

my chick on the side said she got one on the way

 

[sblack]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

That right there is some ****ed up shit.

 

[ash_1050]