Health Confession thread

[Mr Gor]

Not knowing stuff about cars and how to fix them isn't necessarily a confession - if it was all common knowledge then there'd be no such thing as a mechanic.

My confession is that I hardly do any work while I'm at work (ie. right now). I'm starting to feel guilty about getting paid without really stressing while there's so many other people out there working their ass off for shittier pay.

 

[r dub 19]

Superb work.

 

[Bomber Bears]

I join the handyman inept group of people, although i can paint a house just fine.

I regularly rewatch episodes of Round The Twist

 

[La Di Da]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

Post of the year.

IRL laughs.

 

[Mr Gor]

What do you do (supposedly) Mr Gor?

Haha without going into too much detail I've got a desk job doing admin/database management type stuff for an engineering company. My work level is based on how much work comes in, and it's usually quiet, although we still make a lot of $$$.

 

[pezz]

Well done sir. lulz

 

[Football God]

my chick on the side said she got one on the way

very ouchhh

 

[WALL-e]

I broke the dam.

 

[DoubleO7]

When I got to an automotive auction, I sit in a car and pretend to drive.

 

[Schulzenfest]

OK, I admit it! I am the linburgh baby! Waa! Waa! googoo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

 

[RickSanchez]

you got it sir.

 

[Mr Gor]

I inhaled marijuana smoke in Vietnam!

 

[centrelink1]

OK, I admit it! I am the linburgh baby! Waa! Waa! googoo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

One of the best posts I have ever seen on this board.

 

[Butters Stotch]

One of the best posts I have ever seen.

EFA.

 

[RickSanchez]

One of the best posts I have ever seen on this board.

Stole it from me.

- i am the lindbergh baby.

i did however enjoy the simpsons quote.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Stole it from me.

Wow, I didn't even notice yours. Great minds think alike

 

[Duffman95]

my chick on the side said she got one on the way

Confession thread part II?

 

[DB10]

before, while in the library ... I really did sit on the computer I was about to leave for a few moments longer so the weird looking dude wouldn't get to use it after me, but the reasonably attractive female instead. thus, I saved the day.

pathetic.

 

[krusden]

- I despise most modern music
- I know how to change a tailight bulb in a car...and thats about it
- I once found a 70's porno mag in my dads room that scarred me. *no homo

70s porno.........

 

[RickSanchez]

Wow, I didn't even notice yours. Great minds think alike

haha, yeah that's right.

We can both be the baby

 

[Brad Goodman]

I shoot birds at the airport.

 

[placebo]

Haha. Quality.

 

[Gus]

Five was the first CD I ever owned...
Nsync was second...

Red Hot Chilli Peppers third

I'll see your Five and raise you Spice Girls.


I was 6, dammit.

 

[beez]

I'll see your Five and raise you Spice Girls.


I was 6, dammit.

Cue discussion on which was your favourite Spice Girl

 

[Gus]

Cue discussion on which was your favourite Spice Girl

Posh. She looked and sounded the dirtiest.