Health Confession thread

[pezz]

i am currently in with a horrible looking chick who is the dirtiest dirtiest sl*t ive ever come across.......said she wants to come over this weekend for sechs......my confession is im contemplating it........just a tad worried that shes been fu**ed more times than had hot meals

200 other blokes didnt give a fck why should you? get down on it son

 

[Notorious_29]

Jeff Probst - Survivor host brah.

n00dz - Naked pics of womenz.

Asian women - nothing wrong with that.

 

[yeah_nah]

- I have no idea who Jeff Probst is
- I have no idea what n00dz is or means
- I love Asian women
- I was attacked by a Chinese taxi driver with a steering wheel lock last weekend
- I owned a Care Bear as a child

Google image search with safesearch off and it will reveal the answer to both questions at the same time

 

[kwame]

200 other blokes didnt give a fck why should you? get down on it son

fair point

 

[the emergency]

I would do terrible, unspeakable things to Megyn Price (from Rules of Engagement) and the Columbian woman from Modern Family. Preferably at the same time.

I still watch Pokemon. Avidly. None of that 5th generation crap, season 1 all the way.

And i actually think that Rachel from Glee is hawt*

*no homo for watching Glee

 

[Spudregus_87]

And i actually think that Rachel from Glee is hawt*

*no homo for watching Glee

Not really a confession mate. The girl's ah-mazing, and the attention she's received from Glee has thankfully gone to her head, causing her to really sex up her image over the past 12 months:

 

[r dub 19]

Not really a confession mate. The girl's ah-mazing, and the attention she's received from Glee has thankfully gone to her head, causing her to really sex up her image over the past 12 months:

I saw there was mass fallout about her GQ shoot.Haters gonna hate, fappers gonna fap

 

[lards]

and fap we will

and i think the blondie is better. thats my confession.

 

[Spudregus_87]

Quinn > Santana > Rachel...

F***, I mean Blonde > Latino > Brunette

 

[KardiniaPark]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

w h a t t h e heck

 

[Football God]

and fap we will

and i think the blondie is better. thats my confession.

I see whats she's about to do there.

 

[omit]

I happily watch Glee with no sound

 

[pezz]

Did someone say santana...

Girl is fine as hell but I would still plowman quinn first

 

[pezz]

I like Glee. The show tunes get a bit much, but that and true blood are the 2 shows I can stand to watch with the misses. Its pain free quality time that usualy leads to me getting sechs so happy days.

 

[omit]

I confess when you said santana the first thing that came to mind was this

 

[the emergency]

Not really a confession mate. The girl's ah-mazing, and the attention she's received from Glee has thankfully gone to her head, causing her to really sex up her image over the past 12 months:

and fap we will

and i think the blondie is better. thats my confession.

Quoted for awesome.
And i honestly dont get the big scandal, its not as if they stripped off their whole kit and did a photoshoot like...

hrngggg so much want

 

[Kahuna]

I have seen Gus' pecker, and I was impressed.

 

[r dub 19]

I have seen Gus' pecker, and I was impressed.

lulz

 

[Kahuna]

lulz

* This was previous to his encounters with women from the internet, therefore, prior to probable contraction of an sti.

 

[Kahuna]

lulz

* This was previous to his encounters with women from the internet, therefore, prior to probable contraction of an sti.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I have seen Gus' pecker, and I was impressed.

 

[hawkaz1]

I have no idea what "6 characters" is supposed to mean.

 

[the emergency]

I have no idea what "6 characters" is supposed to mean.

minimum character count in posts has moved from 4 characters to 6

so you cant make a post just saying "this" or "sub'd" anymore

thus adding the phrase "6 characters" to get up to the minimum character count

 

[blues4flag]

Am a closet LOTRs fan, I read the book, watch the movies and read the Similarion and the Hobbit numerous times a year.

Watch the movie fairly often but haven't reread the books in a while (too big a backlog). Didn't/don't read the Children of Hurin?

 

[DB10]

a former family friend of the family was just on Today Tonight.

I'm confessing, because it means I just watched TT for a few minutes.