Health Confession thread

[Upgrayedd]

Apart from a day where a staff member walked out of the job, for the past 6 weeks (retail manager) I have left early every single day even through we are absolutly up the wall with staff shortages and will only get worse when the uni kids want time off for exams

 

[Barnzy]

um. Wow.



I reckon she's hot, too. And would be dirty as. Would tap repeatedly.

As soon as I heard of the leaked pics I was on google searching them. Nothing special about the pics (her hands are acting like bra cups, but she is covered in man juice) but I still imagined it was me.

She just looks like your everyday chick.

In fact pretty average.

Would hit but nothing special about Kesha. Most of the pics she looks semi-decent in she has loads of makeup on and been touched up.

 

[yeah_nah]

Would hit but nothing special about Kesha. Most of the pics she looks semi-decent in she has loads of makeup on and been touched up.

1. She would let you nut on her chest
2. She is famous
3. She seems to be very easy and no doubt would be up for anything

Shes not great but no doubt better than some chicks some of us here have rooted.

If you would not root ke$ha, you are homosex.

 

[coke_zero]

If you would not root ke$ha, you are homosex.

Agreed, she is so fine in the blah blah blah video, Others she doesnt look anythign special. But still a dead set would root.

 

[Powerade 08]

1. She would let you nut on her chest
2. She is famous
3. She seems to be very easy and no doubt would be up for anything

Shes not great but no doubt better than some chicks some of us here have rooted.

The only valid point you've made is that she is ****ty, but so are plenty of others.

Famous... meh? She's a hack. I don't worship her.

Would not do. If I was forced to do, I'd feel disgusted after cleaning up.

If you would not root ke$ha, you are straight as f***.

EFA. Would rather do an ironing board.

 

[Hodgepodge]

How did you kill it?

I stamped on its head. It was instant, except I missed a couple of times.

 

[lewigie]

I stamped on its head. It was instant, except I missed a couple of times.

That's disgusting and inhumane.

 

[r dub 19]

That's disgusting and inhumane.

and a troll.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The only thing that makes Kesha any more rootable than a randomly selected girl at a club is guaranteed ****tiness.

 

[grizzlym]

I stole a block of Cheese from my father's house a year or so ago.

I let myself in when he was at work, pinched the cheese and left without leaving a sign. It baffled him. He talked about it non stop... "I bought that cheese from the deli on the Saturday.... I only had two slices... then it was gone.... where?'

 

[anti_]

i used to have respect for grizzlym before i found out he was a cheese burglar.

 

[Schulzenfest]

How can we trust such an awful person with modship?

 

[Hooley McBoob]

When I was little I spilt nailpolish remover on the carpet. Mum thought it was a stain from the soles of her new slippers. She hasn't bought a pair of Grosbys since

 

[grizzlym]

At least I told you, hey? Remember this quote from Seinfeld?

"I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery."

 

[s1bbald]

Have only teared up at two TV/movies ever: The ending of Grave of the Fireflies (Japanese anime film about the war, do yourself a favour if you haven't seen it), and the episode of Scrubs titled, "My Screw Up" (every freakin' time!). Also, take an extra five minutes on my lunch break at work, especially busy days.

May have used the 'Songs that you know you should hate, but secretly you love' thread to touch up my already questionable music collection.

 

[Knighta21]

Eyes welled up with tears during Toy Story 3, cried at the end of the futurama episode where Fry finds his dog from the 20th century

Holly crap, me too... Well i welled up more so but tears were pretty close.
I did cry today however because my actual dog (of almost 18 years) died

 

[beez]

I felt a bit of a tear coming when I just read that Lily Allen had a 2nd miscarriage.

 

[Sainters4theflag]

My mates sister added me on Facebook tonight.
I am considering trying to chat her up.

 

[centrelink1]

I have the URL for the main Rick Roll video memorised.

 

[Spudregus_87]

When I went to see Powderfinger a month ago, I thought they were too loud.

Totally wrecked the night for me.

 

[23hammy23]

I have visited meat spin website. DO NOT RECOMMEND. (no homo)

 

[pezz]

Saddest moment in scrubs and the closest I would have been to tears in a tv show. Episode is called my lunch. brilliant tv.

[YOUTUBE]RzDoqGGs1IM&feature=fvst[/YOUTUBE]

 

[RU486]

Do not find Kim K attractive at all
Don't watch pr0n

 

[pezz]

what do you mean you dont watch pr0n?

 

[RU486]

what do you mean you dont watch pr0n?

Don't make/watch/believe/participate in pr0n