Confessions thread.

[OhhhhhCyril]

Confessions, got any?

Strange habits or weird things you might do, but not tell anyone?

I'll start.

1. I watch p0rn on my Iphone on peak hour trains all the time, hoping nobody else can see.

2. I like to steal stuff from safeway in the self service check out, like pretend to scan things but I don't. All kind of random things.. I enjoy doing it sometimes. I once stole a whole chicken and a bottle of mayo.

your turn.

 

[Bluelegs]

Not a confession but chargers 09 killed a guy.

 

[exe ex machina]

I also often watch pr0n on my smartphone (earphones in) on peak hour trains, but I actually do it so the women near me can see.

Then when I notice they're peeking, I turn around and give them this look...

Spoiler

 

[GreatBradScott]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Rod Stroker]

1. I watch p0rn on my Iphone on peak hour trains all the time, hoping nobody else can see.

I star in p0rn being recorded on my iPhone on peak hour trains.

I enjoyed it though so I guess it's not really a confession.

 

[thecatattack]

I'm Jack the Ripper

 

[Quivorir]

I am Batman.

 

[moses]

I am Spartacus

 

[skilts]

I am Batman.

I was Jack the Ripper's batman. It was a bitch to clean up after him. Messy bastard.

 

[zimma]

I let the dogs out

 

[JuddsABlue]

I shot the deputy

 

[Quivorir]

I have a cum box.

 

[courtjester]

I am Batman.

the Batman

 

[Smoooothy]

I am Jack's smirking revenge

 

[krisholio14]

I am your father

 

[I bleed Blue]

I'm kind of a big deal...

 

[Mr39]

I am 12

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

I am your father

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Waynesworld]

I stalked a chick for months...

Sorry, sometimes I really do think that I am Jason Gram...

 

[ash_1050]

I park across two car parks and get close to people on public transport in the hope they will gripe about me on bigfooty.

 

[Igloo]

I can believe it's not butter.

 

[revival_mode]

i was phone

 

[Full Wingspan]

I sometimes put peanut butter on my genitals and let my dog lick it off.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I didn’t give a flying **** about Kony.

Remember him, online activists?

I also like to poz up the odd unsuspecting neg.

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

I have a cum box.

Heh.. ****ed up.
I once used a flashlight.. Pocket pussy thing..