Racing Congrats She’s Apples On Your 2017 Japan Cup Win, Megathread!

[Watts4Dinner]

*Pictured: Boom Time being glorious.

They call him a Freak of Nature, the Wonder From Down Under, the...TYPHOON THAT GOES BOOM!

Australia's third best horse, Boom Time (#boomo to his mates) will be sipping on champagne in business class on Monday, as our little battler heads off to conquer the world, in Japan! OUR BOY will leave these anime loving weirdo's limp and lifeless, like Sherilyn Fenn in Two Moon Junction, crying on a sack of potatoes after being ravaged.

By The Numbers:
A. Boom Time's Caulfield Cup win was 3.5L inferior to when Winx won the Cox Plate. How far would you have Winx winning the Japan Cup by? 23 Lengths? Simple maths guys, use your think brains, morans.

B. The track at Fukimishitta is the exact dimensions of Caulfield. He LOVES Caulfield!!!!!

#boomo got the call up, he put on his aviators and he said 'let's ride'. You see, the Japan Cup has its own energy or life force, if you will. Its natural environment is in Hayes' trophy cabinet. Why don’t you send him home? It's bags are packed. It has a plane ticket. Bring it to the airport. Send it home..Send it home #boomo.


Pictured: Boom Time leaving no stone unturned as he adjusts to the weird arse Japanese culture.

*Locals celebrate the impending arrival of Boom Time.

HIP HIP
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FallingLiefs]

We should put out a line bet:

Days until Boom Time gets inducted in to the Australian turf hall of fame.

Under 30.5 $1.01
Over 30.5 $51

 

[Watts4Dinner]

#pariswaswrongagain
#boomo

 

[HeathySure]

"Sherylin Fenn in Two Moon Junction crying on a sack of potatoes while being ravaged"
obscure callback!!
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[Duritz]

I think if #boomo wins the punting board needs to be renamed in his honour

 

[Watts4Dinner]

I think if #boomo wins the punting board needs to be renamed in his honour

Clocks should be changed from Greenwich Mean Time to Boom Time.

 

[Lebbo73]

If Boom Time wins the Japan Cup, I will accept a perma ban from BigFooty.

 

[Watts4Dinner]

If Boom Time wins the Japan Cup, I will accept a perma ban from BigFooty.

I put it to the people, that this man’s comments and account be terminated. I take the jury back to the 27th October 2017. This man, and I use that term loosely, is clearly nothing more than a tall poppy hater. #boooooooooooooooomo

Exhibit A.

About 1% of me would like to see Winx go under tomorrow. Especially to bad luck.

I have nothing more your honour.

 

[Viva la Mattner]

#BREAKINGNEWS#

Scenes from ticket office after news of Boom Time’s running announced



Here’s my prediction of what Kitasan Black will do to Boom Time

 

[Duritz]

#BREAKINGNEWS#

Scenes from ticket office after news of Boom Time’s running announced
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Here’s my prediction of what Kitasan Black will do to Boom TimeView attachment 436124

He'll jump the fence then kick him?

 

[Lebbo73]

I put it to the people, that this man’s comments and account be terminated. I take the jury back to the 27th October 2017. This man, and I use that term loosely, is clearly nothing more than a tall poppy hater. #boooooooooooooooomo

Exhibit A.




I have nothing more your honour.

Come on now. That's unfair. At least quote the whole post where I said that about Winx!
Btw, if the jockey on Humidor takes the inside run at the top of the straight in the Cox Plate, Winx probably hoes under.

 

[Viva la Mattner]

He'll jump the fence then kick him?

Destroy him metaphorically

 

[Duritz]

Come on now. That's unfair. At least quote the whole post where I said that about Winx!
Btw, if the jockey on Humidor takes the inside run at the top of the straight in the Cox Plate, Winx probably hoes under.

What??? Someone misrepresented someone on the internet????

 

[Watts4Dinner]

I have no idea what he’s talking about.

 

[iluvparis]

I hate to drag down the celebratory mood in this thread but I'd wager good money the girl in the OP is actually Korean.

I'd give Boom Time a moderate chance of winning the Korea Cup.

 

[Watts4Dinner]

I hate to drag down the celebratory mood in this thread but I'd wager good money the girl in the OP is actually Korean.

I'd give Boom Time a moderate chance of winning the Korea Cup.

Oh look it’s the President of the Anti Boom Time club. She’s Japanese. They don’t make Korean’s that hot.

 

[iluvparis]

Oh look it’s the President of the Anti Boom Time club. She’s Japanese. They don’t make Korean’s that hot.

Korean sweep winner on learning there IS a payout for last after drawing Boom Time

 

[HeathySure]

Oh look it’s the President of the Anti Boom Time club. She’s Japanese. They don’t make Korean’s that hot.

Koreans >>> Japanese

 

[Watts4Dinner]

Korean sweep winner on learning there IS a payout for last after drawing Boom Time

Eyes are different. She looks like a sloth compared to my girl.

 

[Watts4Dinner]

Koreans >>> Japanese

You sonofa...

 

[Duritz]

I looked up this Kitasan Hack, this is him winning earlier this year -



Clearly had enough on the line. Gassed and gutted.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

"Sherylin Fenn in Two Moon Junction crying on a sack of potatoes while being ravaged"
obscure callback!!
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Meanwhile any person in this thread under the age of 35 is going "Who" and "What", whilst those over 35 give themselves a gentle knowing smile.

 

[HeathySure]

Meanwhile any person in this thread under the age of 35 is going "Who" and "What", whilst those over 35 give themselves a gentle knowing TUG.

EFA

 

[Hamingja]

#boomo performing admirably with the court case hanging over his head #sobrave

 

[IKnowtheDog]

EFA

That's a bit sexist Heath, I'm sure the female punters of this board enjoyed that movie as much as the anyone else.