Congratulations Jobe Watson

[Senor Ed]

With the imminent retirement of the Essendon former captain following what has been a terrible season, let's take some time to give him the proper send off.

Career Highlights:

Career Games: 217

Finals: 5

Finals wins: 1

Essendon captain: 2010–2015

2× W. S. Crichton Medallist: 2009, 2010, 2012

Yiooken Award: 2013

Archer-Hird Medal: 2010

2× All-Australian team: 2012, 2013

Lou Richards Medal: 2012

AFLPA Best Captain Award: 2012



Best known for wearing shit hats




Splitting milk



And being a drug cheat



Congratulations on resorting back to pre-drug cheating plodder form.

Don't do drugs kids.

 

[A Cut Above]

Perfect opportunity for some teary nostalgia. Here's a pic I made of Jobe when he first became captain.

 

[DapperJong]

Nice one Jobe, still getting people angry after all these years. Probably the best at it only behind the immortal James Hird.

Feminism rocks!

 

[Senor Ed]

Nice one Jobe, still getting people angry after all these years. Probably the best at it only behind the immortal James Hird.

Feminism rocks!

Sweet hat!

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

 

[QuietB]

Needs more sit down outrage

 

[Iskender Time]

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[Sir Hugh Percy]

Jobe Watson has been a great personal inspiration to me. Quite recently my department at work was investigated for corruption and misappropriation of tax-payer funds. My team was looking for strong leadership and accountability, so I shot off to the Monaco Grand Prix to sink beers. Thanks Jobe.

 

[11sjw]

I'm sure Sammy will send a congratulations on a fine career message.

 

[Laphroaig]

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[van peebles]

Id like to thank the coach that taught Jobe how to play with concrete in his arsecheeks.

 

[DapperJong]

I'm sure Sammy will send a congratulations on a fine career message.

Sammy "two mates" Mitchell.

 

[Senor Ed]

Sammy "two mates" Mitchell.

Don't you mean Sammy "2012 Brownlow Medalist" Mitchell

 

[11sjw]

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Id like to thank the coach that taught Jobe how to play with concrete in his arsecheeks.

and a well tanned 24/7 boner in front of him.

 

[DapperJong]

Don't you mean Sammy "2012 Brownlow Medalist" Mitchell

No the medal is still at Jobe's Mum's joint lol.

 

[11sjw]

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#Fakenews

 

[bombersfan4000]

I'm sure Sammy will send a congratulations on a fine career message.

At least he will retire a one club player!
The fat little flog sam Mitchell was shopped off for a bag of corn chips

 

[BloodRet]

A much better bloke than Luke Hodge

 

[QuietB]

Why is everything always about Hawthorn? Every thread.

Hawthorn are the supermodel sideboob of the AFL

 

[Laphroaig]

A much better bloke than Luke Hodge

Now there's a low bar.....

 

[bombersfan4000]

Why is everything always about Hawthorn? Every thread.

Hawthorn are the supermodel sideboob of the AFL

Because you flogs usually turn it in to hawthorn related

 

[Laphroaig]

Why is everything always about Hawthorn? Every thread.

Hawthorn are the supermodel sideboob of the AFL

Because you flogs usually turn it in to hawthorn related

Indeed.

Yet another consequence of Relevance Deprivation Syndrome.

 

[11sjw]

At least he will retire a one club player!
The fat little flog sam Mitchell was shopped off for a bag of corn chips

Set up in a coaching career that involved on the job learning of how shit the midfield he'll be coaching is. Small sacrifices made by everyone for Sam's greater good.

Jobe will retire a premiershipless drug cheat.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Set up in a coaching career that involved on the job learning of how shit the midfield he'll be coaching is. Small sacrifices made by everyone for Sam's greater good.

Jobe will retire a premiershipless drug cheat.

Traded for a packet of corn chips!

Jobe will retire a one club player and probably go in to coaching in years to come

 

[Iskender Time]

Traded for a packet of corn chips!

Jobe will retire a one club player and probably go in to coaching in years to come

Or making your morning brew at Chadstone Starbucks.