Congratulations ODN!

[mediumsizered]

Well done, ODN. You won't believe how handy it is to have a woman around the place. They cook, they clean, they will go to the bottle shop when you are short of beer, just before you sit down to watch the footy on TV. They take the kids out when Carlton aren't doing so well, so you can yell obscenities at the TV without offending anyone (maybe the neighbours might get offended if you are yelling loud enough).

Seriously though, marriage is fantastic. I would recommend it to everyone, once they have found the right partner. And don't worry, ODN, she will eventually discard the Lions for the Blues, just as my wife discarded the Tigers when she saw the light & realised what a fantastic club the Carlton Football Club is.

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Gotta love the timing. Carlton breaks a prolonged drought and so does ODN

Always the class act - between Thirsty Merc and Matchbox Twenty

Best wishes for a great future.

 

[BlueBelle]

Well done, ODN. You won't believe how handy it is to have a woman around the place. They cook, they clean, they will go to the bottle shop when you are short of beer, just before you sit down to watch the footy on TV. They take the kids out when Carlton aren't doing so well, so you can yell obscenities at the TV without offending anyone (maybe the neighbours might get offended if you are yelling loud enough).

Seriously though, marriage is fantastic. I would recommend it to everyone, once they have found the right partner. And don't worry, ODN, she will eventually discard the Lions for the Blues, just as my wife discarded the Tigers when she saw the light & realised what a fantastic club the Carlton Football Club is.

Sounds like you have a slave, not a wife

 

[thylacine60]

Sounds like you have a slave, not a wife

There's a difference?

 

[BlueBelle]

There's a difference?

You're obviously not married?

 

[blue gunslinger]

You're obviously not married?

You are mistress bluegal but anyone who is really married knows who really holds the whip. And I have the scars to prove it

 

[len_jet]

Well done, ODN. You won't believe how handy it is to have a woman around the place. They cook, they clean, they will go to the bottle shop when you are short of beer, just before you sit down to watch the footy on TV. They take the kids out when Carlton aren't doing so well, so you can yell obscenities at the TV without offending anyone (maybe the neighbours might get offended if you are yelling loud enough).

Seriously though, marriage is fantastic. I would recommend it to everyone, once they have found the right partner. And don't worry, ODN, she will eventually discard the Lions for the Blues, just as my wife discarded the Tigers when she saw the light & realised what a fantastic club the Carlton Football Club is.

sounds like you found a winner...

 

[thylacine60]

You're obviously not married?

Me and AWG considered it but decided not to so yes, still single.

 

[BlueBelle]

Me and AWG considered it but decided not to so yes, still single.

Not surprising considering your previous post

 

[mediumsizered]

Sounds like you have a slave, not a wife

Nah, she keeps telling me she is not my slave. I guess if it is said often enough it eventually rings true.

 

[MBIB]

Congrats ODN!!

I need to give you some advice, we're planning our wedding at the moment and for god's sake PRETEND to be interested in the planning, it is much appreciated and earn you many brownie points!

 

[Dramoth]

Gratz mate...

Hope you and your intended have a long and happy life together breeding more rabid blues supporters

 

[blue gunslinger]

Congrats ODN!!

I need to give you some advice, we're planning our wedding at the moment and for god's sake PRETEND to be interested in the planning, it is much appreciated and earn you many brownie points!

Forget that
As long as you sign the cheques and visa bills she will be happy!