
CURVE
Formally DEVO
- Sep 8, 2000
- 21,256
- 24,803
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
- Other Teams
- Eels, Cumbrians, Staggies & La Viola
While it was the brillance and foresight of a North Melbourne Legend (Allen Aylett) that took Australian Rules from a provincial football competition that was threatened with mediority to the most dominiate National competition we have today, the AFL and inparticular a couple of Victorian clubs are still trying to eliminate us from the league.
Here is a list of some of the conspiracies I've uncovered so far:
1895 - Essendon and Carlton with the assistance of St. Kilda and Collingwood stop North Melbourne from entering the break away VFL competition even though the finished high up on the ladder than half of the break away clubs.
1907 - Essendon and Carlton again stop North Melbourne from entering the VFL competition by assisting University with their proposal for entry. They then have North kick out the VFA.
1921 - North are again thwarted by Carlton and Essendon when the try and enter the VFL by merging with a less powerful VFL club.
1925 - Carlton and Essendon allow North into the VFL but only under tough sanctions that almost end the club in the early thirties.
1965 - Alex Jesaulenko is dicovered by North, but the VFL disallows North's attempts to sign him. They allow Carlton to sign him up the next season.
1972 - 11 Teams conspire against North by creating the infamous 10-year rule. North gets wind of this, and after careful consideration, planning and negotiations, makes the other 11 clubs looks like morons by using the 10-year rule to their advantage. If look back at the records North was the only clubs not to vote in favour of this rule.
1995 - Carlton conspire with God (or the Groundsmen) to make the MCG a mud heap.
1996 - North Melbourne's merger attempt with Fitzroy is halted by Carlton, Essendon and Richmond because they felt North Melbourne would become the superpower of the AFL and effect their position within the league.
1996 - The AFL commission conspire against the greatest fullback of all time by name Steven Silvagni as the fullback of the century instead of David Dench. It is beleived the reason behind this attack on Dench is because he continually turned down large offers to play for Carlton.
1998 - Adelaide supporters drug North players at half time of the Grand Final with poisoned oranges (I have no proof of this one at this stage)
1999-2000 - Sydney Swans sabotage North's attempts to play home games in the Harbour City.
DEVO
The truth is out there
Here is a list of some of the conspiracies I've uncovered so far:
1895 - Essendon and Carlton with the assistance of St. Kilda and Collingwood stop North Melbourne from entering the break away VFL competition even though the finished high up on the ladder than half of the break away clubs.
1907 - Essendon and Carlton again stop North Melbourne from entering the VFL competition by assisting University with their proposal for entry. They then have North kick out the VFA.
1921 - North are again thwarted by Carlton and Essendon when the try and enter the VFL by merging with a less powerful VFL club.
1925 - Carlton and Essendon allow North into the VFL but only under tough sanctions that almost end the club in the early thirties.
1965 - Alex Jesaulenko is dicovered by North, but the VFL disallows North's attempts to sign him. They allow Carlton to sign him up the next season.
1972 - 11 Teams conspire against North by creating the infamous 10-year rule. North gets wind of this, and after careful consideration, planning and negotiations, makes the other 11 clubs looks like morons by using the 10-year rule to their advantage. If look back at the records North was the only clubs not to vote in favour of this rule.
1995 - Carlton conspire with God (or the Groundsmen) to make the MCG a mud heap.
1996 - North Melbourne's merger attempt with Fitzroy is halted by Carlton, Essendon and Richmond because they felt North Melbourne would become the superpower of the AFL and effect their position within the league.
1996 - The AFL commission conspire against the greatest fullback of all time by name Steven Silvagni as the fullback of the century instead of David Dench. It is beleived the reason behind this attack on Dench is because he continually turned down large offers to play for Carlton.
1998 - Adelaide supporters drug North players at half time of the Grand Final with poisoned oranges (I have no proof of this one at this stage)
1999-2000 - Sydney Swans sabotage North's attempts to play home games in the Harbour City.
DEVO
The truth is out there