Convicted criminals: The Guts [poll !

[crazywildhorse]

Time to get this next group set.

Backline was pretty solid in the end. The mids will be a bit better. The crime to playing ability ratio is pretty good here. Nominations:


Andrew Krakouer - Grievous bodily harm
Jim Krakouer - Drugs
Daniel Kerr

Daniel Kerr

Age

40

Ht

178cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

5.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

7.6

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.8

5star

- Drugs
Ben Cousins -Serious LuLz
Des Tuddenham - Fraud, Drink Driving, et. al.
Nick Stevens - Assault
Scott Thompson - Some serious Driving related issue.
Heath Scotland

Heath Scotland

Age

43

Ht

182cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

9.2

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.3

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.4

3star

- Assault
Brad Hardie - Fraud
Heath Black

Heath Black

Age

44

Ht

178cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

6.9

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.4

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

- Drink Driving, Assault...
Daryn Cresswell

Daryn Cresswell

Age

52

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.0

5star

K

14.2

5star

HB

8.8

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

19.8

5star

K

13.0

5star

HB

6.8

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.0

1star

- Fraud
Colin Sylvia

Colin Sylvia

Age

38

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.2

3star

- Assorted minor offences
Peter Everitt - Assorted Minor Offences and massive tool.
Brad Ottens

Brad Ottens

Age

44

Ht

202cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.3

4star

CL

2.7

4star

HO

16.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.6

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.6

3star

HO

7.4

5star

- Drink Driving
Lance Picioane - Interfering with Police (regarding Danny Jacobs

Danny Jacobs

Age

43

Ht

189cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

5.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

Drink Driving incident)
Dean Brogan

Dean Brogan

Age

45

Ht

201cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.5

4star

CL

3.4

5star

HO

16.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

4.8

1star

K

1.4

1star

HB

3.4

3star

HO

7.0

5star

- Assault (punching a Crows fan, lel)
Chris Masten

Chris Masten

Age

34

Ht

180cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.8

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

9.9

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

5.0

5star

- Assault
Kane Johnson -
Danny Noonan - Fraud
Sam Newman - A lot of strange things, including something to do with that girlfriend who ran over his leg.
Ivan Maric

Ivan Maric

Age

38

Ht

200cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

5.1

2star

HB

6.5

4star

CL

3.0

4star

HO

21.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

HO

10.6

5star

- Porno related
John Meesen

John Meesen

Age

37

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.0

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

6.2

4star

HO

10.0

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

2.4

1star

HB

5.8

4star

HO

11.0

5star

- Porno related
Ian Stewart - St Kilda shenanigans

I've actually lost track of this. If I've missed anyone, let me know before I go to poll.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Dangerfield-Fraud

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Jacko - crimes against humanity.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Dangerfield-Fraud

Dangerfraud - Field

 

[Boultzboi]

Jon Dorotitch- Lewd acts

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[the avoca drover]

Ian Stewart

 

[crazywildhorse]

Ian Stewart

what did he do?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Jon Dorotitch- Lewd acts

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I thought he was a FF?

 

[Boultzboi]

I thought he was a FF?

My bad, didn't read it correctly, may have spent time in the ruck??

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[the avoca drover]

what did he do?

Was dressed as a women, now known as “doing a Laidley”.
A cop got involved and if l remember correctly, the cop tried to pull the keys from Stewarts ignition and got dragged along the road. There may have been a couple more incidents as well.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Was dressed as a women, now known as “doing a Laidley”.
A cop got involved and if l remember correctly, the cop tried to pull the keys from Stewarts ignition and got dragged along the road. There may have been a couple more incidents as well.

St Kilda through and through that guy, even if he did win a flag at Richmond

 

[Twoslabs]

Was dressed as a women, now known as “doing a Laidley”.
A cop got involved and if l remember correctly, the cop tried to pull the keys from Stewarts ignition and got dragged along the road. There may have been a couple more incidents as well.

Wasn't Ian Stewart, by all accounts it was Ian Cervi, maybe Mark McClure can confirm

 

[zackah]

Essendon the gold standard yet again.

You forgot Andrew Lovett by the way. St Kilda really are a disgrace.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Was dressed as a women, now known as “doing a Laidley”.
A cop got involved and if l remember correctly, the cop tried to pull the keys from Stewarts ignition and got dragged along the road. There may have been a couple more incidents as well.

You would be horrifird if you knew the real reason Ian Stewart was sacked as Carlton Coach.

I knew what happened from someone who was working at the club (Carlton) at the time.

There is a lot more to the story than Bruce Doull and Robert Walls snotting him in the locker room, put it that way.

It's a disgrace that he is a legend in the Hall of Fame, put it that way.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

You would be horrifird if you knew the real reason Ian Stewart was sacked as Carlton Coach.

I knew what happened from someone who was working at the club (Carlton) at the time.

There is a lot more to the story than Bruce Doull and Robert Walls snotting him in the locker room, put it that way.

It's a disgrace that he is a legend in the Hall of Fame, put it that way.

Let’s hear it then.

 

[zackah]

Let’s hear it then.

“I know things that you don’t (possibly made up) and even though this is an anonymous forum I am just going to allude to them and not tell you.”


The man knows how to big footy

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

“I know things that you don’t (possibly made up) and even though this is an anonymous forum I am just going to allude to them and not tell you.”


The man knows how to big footy

Thought as much, typical Carlton behavior.

 

[frggr]

Jacko - crimes against humanity.

Is that an Individual honour?

 

[the avoca drover]

Andrew Wills should be on the wing.
One of Geelong’s finest, stole from his grandmother or something.