Cooking Problem

[35eye]

He goes by the initials of Jamie Oliver.

His books may well be the most widely distributed on email under the guise that they're secretly leaked.

Which to me makes more sense than the houses open for inspection with a Donna Hay recipe book strategically positioned in the kitchen on a cook book holder and quite possibly its never been used.

 

[The Other Dean]

I actually remember a time when plastic kitchen utensils followed by a recipe amounted to a human hate crime.

Progress is being made.

Dude, you're just making yourself look bitter and silly. Obviously, the context is completely different. Stop being petty. There's a line. No one else seems to struggle with this concept, and everyone else that posts on the NM board seems to have no problem showing the adequate level of respect to our female posters. 'Cept you, chief.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I find it an utter tragedy that this thread, quite possibly the lamest in the history of BF, nay, forums everywhere, has gone to six pages. Really.

I've lost faith in humanity.

I've lost faith in Urmoe.

For those wondering where I've been the last couple of days (sadly, I feel I'm only referring to Nick), I've been having face re-transplant surgery after I pulled it off in a rage.

I also removed my face.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

And an open letter to Teflon...

Dude, you're cooler than the shit you've been posting. Tone it down and come back to us, ready to make some mates. You've got in it ya. I know it.

Bridge building and all that jazz... prepare yourself for it. I for one don't want to see you get permanently evicted. Maybe you should stop listening to that little red Teflon that sits on your left shoulder.

Every heel gets a face run.

 

[Urmoe]

I've lost faith in Urmoe.

What happened man? Lost faith? I lost 6 litres of fluid in a day but you dont hear me complaining.

Anyway, where have you been seriously?

And why is this thread lame?

I had a problem, the good folk here helped me out with it. Its no different to Roo-sistence or WANM using bigfooty to drum up support for the club. Or flash_campbell starting a thread about the cheer squad or membership or the best edition of the football record he has ever seen.

I chose the most appropriate place to help solve my problem, kept it away from the football forum as it was not football related. I thought the Roo Lounge was the place to be to discuss non-football related issues. It says so on the fukcing banner "The Roo Lounge All non-footy related discussion for North BF members"

Im sure if you give me 5 minutes I could come up with 100 threads which are more lame than this one. Surely I just need to type in The Filth Wizard as thread starter in the search engine. Judging by the response to the thread it is quite the popular little meeting point.

Anyway Im rambling, Im pissed again, on this agwa shit, just saw my side lose a game of football, albeit a pre-season game, and my dog just pissed on the rug...and as I sit here typing my 10 week old decides to start crying, 20 minutes after I just got her to bed. The Mrs is asleep recovering from a big day () and instead of tending to the baby Im gonna sit here and surf the net for a while, fukc it!!

 

[Urmoe]

Hey Ive only started searching and found these.....

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412124

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412417

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407737

lame?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Nice rant, Urmoe.

I'm funning ya.

I'm sure you'll feel a little better when you've sobered

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hey Ive only started searching and found these.....

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412124

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412417

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407737

lame?

No.

I was expecting you to pull out the big guns, The Filth Rumbles, but somehow it seems you've just gone and taken my last three threads.

Loves ya buddy

 

[giantroo]

I cannot believe that I have just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this thread.

Not even a lettuce kicked, marked or handballed in anger. Where on earth is the world heading these days?

Being healthy i guess.

 

[Urmoe]

No.

I was expecting you to pull out the big guns, The Filth Rumbles, but somehow it seems you've just gone and taken my last three threads.

Loves ya buddy

Mate I fell asleep reading some of your crap.....I was a bit pissed, I had to cut the first three and paste them before my head hit the desk....

Anyways Im pissed again, not sure whats in this agwa but its ****ing wierd...if anyone wants some, go to Cellarbrations....the 2 ive been to out west have both had it...Ive had 2 bottles since thursday...cant tell cant ya....anyway got to catch up on some threads before I collapse.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Mate I fell asleep reading some of your crap.....I was a bit pissed, I had to cut the first three and paste them before my head hit the desk....

Anyways Im pissed again, not sure whats in this agwa but its ****ing wierd...if anyone wants some, go to Cellarbrations....the 2 ive been to out west have both had it...Ive had 2 bottles since thursday...cant tell cant ya....anyway got to catch up on some threads before I collapse.

I figured you were still on the piss. Gives you that false sense of bravado.

We'll be friends again once you get out of rehab, I promise

 

[year of the roo]

Mate I fell asleep reading some of your crap.....I was a bit pissed, I had to cut the first three and paste them before my head hit the desk....

Anyways Im pissed again, not sure whats in this agwa but its ****ing wierd...if anyone wants some, go to Cellarbrations....the 2 ive been to out west have both had it...Ive had 2 bottles since thursday...cant tell cant ya....anyway got to catch up on some threads before I collapse.

You should take it easy, that stuff is potent!

 

[Urmoe]

You should take it easy, that stuff is potent!

Now you tell me....

 

[Mr Reliable]

You should take it easy, that stuff is potent!

Agwa, is it a mixer?

I think Urmoe may be (a) drinking it neat and (b) not sharing it with Mrs Urmoe.

 

[Urmoe]

Agwa, is it a mixer?

I think Urmoe may be (a) drinking it neat and (b) not sharing it with Mrs Urmoe.

Mrs urmoe is still breastfeeding so no alcohol for her.....

Honestly hadnt had much of a drink for 4/5 months prior to the weekend and think its going to have to stop very soon....dont think Ill be able to afford $60 a bottle each couple of days....

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I vote we rename this thread "Urmoes battle with the bottle" and treat this as an intervention.

 

[Urmoe]

I vote we rename this thread "Urmoes battle with the bottle" and treat this as an intervention.

Na mate this thread is just about done.....I call on any mod who may be reading to shut her down please. Done and dusted.

 

[The Other Dean]

Na mate this thread is just about done.....I call on any mod who may be reading to shut her down please. Done and dusted.

No worries, mate. At your request.....as much as I hate to shut down such a monumental thread. Seven pages on lettuce. I'd be pretty happy about that.

Btw, on a closing note, I'm pretty sure it's called agwa because if you drink enough you'll end up slumped in a corner somewhere, dribbling, and unable to articulate any other word than "agwa".

 

[Lidge]

No worries, mate. At your request.....as much as I hate to shut down such a monumental thread. Seven pages on lettuce. I'd be pretty happy about that.

Btw, on a closing note, I'm pretty sure it's called agwa because if you drink enough you'll end up slumped in a corner somewhere, dribbling, and unable to articulate any other word than "agwa".

I thought vi-agwa was urmoe's secret to his valentines day success.