Social Science Coolest injuries

[J_Moore]

Did the dislocated finger thing. Had a previous break, so the finger would pop out easily (once every few years).

Indoor cricket grand final - good crowd (probably at least 25). Copped one on the finger and didn''t notice (did I tell you I was thick?).

Next ball - I'm bowling - pick up ball, it feels funny. Look down - usual disaster. No pain, but I'm not going to mention that. Hold hand up to inspect damage so crowd (mostly GFs) can see. Shrieks, 'Oooooh', etc. Grab finger and put back - 2 stage process with audible clicks. Shrieking volume rises.

Nex ball - I take brilliant C&B with one hand - yep, the one hand with the finger. I wish, I wish, it had popped again.

Boss as ****.

 

[Prudster]

had a bit of a fall on the alcohol one night. broke tibia and fibula in both legs, ankle fusion surgery on both ankles, dislocated a knee, fractured 5 ribs and punctured a lung.

anyone top it?

Bloody hell, what did you fall off.. A plane!?

 

[exe ex machina]

No injuries related to applying tin foil to your head, GG?

As a kid, I wrapped my head in toil foil and shoved it inside the oven for about an hour on 250 degrees. Because I'd seen my mother always putting stuff inside the oven wrapped in tin foil; so assumed that's the done thing. As you can imagine, I cooked my head, my brains, skin all crispy like pork, they stuck a fork in me and ate me. But thankfully, everything grew back again before school on monday.

 

[Scootyb]

Boss as ****.

this! ^