Conspiracy Theory Coronavirus #5: We're in this together!

[Werewolf]

On with Part 5. The last thread went pretty well. Hopefully we see a better effort with the memes! And remember...




* Except the stinking politicians on $400k

 

[Exe Gesis]

Fist

 

[norway blue]

I want this thread to finish. The world is on edge. We’d agree on that !.


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[mouncey2franklin]

Can the title for the 33rd edition of this thread be

Coronavirus #33: You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy

?

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Getting a post in early itt.

Go Panthers!

 

[ChappyUK]

Hopefully this iteration will be more conspiracy related and less SRP.

 

[Werewolf]

Can the title for the 33rd edition of this thread be

Coronavirus #33: You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy

?

At this rate, my calculations say we hit #33 sometime around late 2025/early 2026 so you could be right

Or we might never reach #33 if Bill Gates, deagel.com and the Georgia Guidestones get their way

 

[iBeng]

I got my jab today, so far I can connect to our WIFI, our Microwave and the smoke alarm.

 

[Bender20]

 

[Werewolf]

I got my jab today, so far I can connect to our WIFI, our Microwave and the smoke alarm.

Cool. But can you get those Donald Trump emails directly into your cerebral cortex?

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Yes!!! Memes FTW!

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

At this rate, my calculations say we hit #33 sometime around late 2025/early 2026 so you could be right

Or we might never reach #33 if Bill Gates, deagel.com and the Georgia Guidestones get their way

I think we will need to see these calculations for ourselves, I don't think the modelling can be trusted

 

[HitTheBoundary]

I think we will need to see these calculations for ourselves, I don't think the modelling can be trusted

He used his supercomputer.

 

[HitTheBoundary]

Just when you think you've heard it all.....

We report a case presenting with restless anal syndrome following COVID-19.

Case report of restless anal syndrome as restless legs syndrome variant after COVID-19 - BMC Infectious Diseases

Background Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) has a broad spectrum from respiratory and nasopharyngeal symptoms, cerebrovascular diseases, impaired consciousness, and skeletal muscle injury. Emerging evidence has indicated the neural spread of this novel coronavirus. Restless legs syndrome...

bmcinfectdis.biomedcentral.com

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

Just when you think you've heard it all.....

We report a case presenting with restless anal syndrome following COVID-19.

Case report of restless anal syndrome as restless legs syndrome variant after COVID-19 - BMC Infectious Diseases

Background Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) has a broad spectrum from respiratory and nasopharyngeal symptoms, cerebrovascular diseases, impaired consciousness, and skeletal muscle injury. Emerging evidence has indicated the neural spread of this novel coronavirus. Restless legs syndrome...

bmcinfectdis.biomedcentral.com

I want to make a joke about this but I really can't be arsed

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Comments I've read on a youtube video.

Norway, Sweden and Denmark have now dropped all restrictions and measures. Because without admitting it, this was a pandemic made of statistics, paranoia and greedy American businesses who want to make the last dollar before their world reserve status and currency collapses.

It’s the final death throes of the unelected billionaire globalists to try and implement their one world order.. but it’s not going quite as they planned.. they underestimated the amount of people who would resist the vaccines!

 

[ParapMarkets]

Can the title for the 33rd edition of this thread be

Coronavirus #33: You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy

?

Optimistic.
That will come much sooner than thread 33.

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

Comments I've read on a youtube video.

YouTube comments really are quite precious. At least these are more entertaining than "hold my beer" or "size of his balls"

 

[iBeng]

Cool. But can you get those Donald Trump emails directly into your cerebral cortex?

Thats the NEXT jab, silly!

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Im sorry but I have 100% faith in Trumps Warp Speed plan. He knew the importance of this vaccine and the removal of silly regulations (Many other regulations he also did away with, less red tape!)

Warp Speed has given us a vaccine at warp speed which is an amazing achievement for humanity! Thank you Trump!

 

[ChappyUK]

He used his supercomputer.

The same one that predicts the weather and climate change?

 

[Werewolf]

I think we will need to see these calculations for ourselves, I don't think the modelling can be trusted

Part 4 lasted almost 55 days, so another 28 threads of that length should last ~4 years. But the posting rate has increased with each thread and we might get more SRP blow ins. On the other hand, attrition from Covid mutant strains and vax booster induced deaths could reduce that post rate

 

[iBeng]

Part 4 lasted almost 55 days, so another 28 threads of that length should last ~4 years. But the posting rate has increased with each thread and we might get more SRP blow ins. On the other hand, attrition from Covid mutant strains and vax booster induced deaths could reduce that post rate

Are...are you saying its spreading exponentially?! Im sorry, but I simply dont live in fear, unlike others.

By the way, Im terrified the new 5G towers are going to give me X-Person powers

 

[MrKK]

Part 4 lasted almost 55 days, so another 28 threads of that length should last ~4 years. But the posting rate has increased with each thread and we might get more SRP blow ins. On the other hand, attrition from Covid mutant strains and vax booster induced deaths could reduce that post rate

I'll be surprised if the social media censors haven't shut down the entire Conspiracies board before this thread gets to double figures.

 

[HitTheBoundary]

I'll be surprised if the social media censors haven't shut down the entire Conspiracies board before this thread gets to double figures.

 

[norway blue]

Getting a post in early itt.

Go Panthers!

Rabbit feet are good luck . Omg


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