News Coronavirus (COVID-19) Discussion Thread II

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May 30, 2007
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Bottle shop near me has home made sanitiser that smells like a combo of this and Brut 33. Tell ya what, it stopped me from touching my face.
But strangely irresistible to women at the same time. Brut33 renders them helpless!
Quality product backed by some quality advertising.
I wore about half a bottle of it to my Year 9 dance and was gobsmacked when I didn't pull a pash as a result.
 
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Tas

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So, as required by law, I wore my mask to the supermarket this morning. When I asked if they had any fava beans and a nice Chianti, the campaigners called security. No idea why.
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They are probably mortified that you would eat a heavy protein broad bean side dish with your main course of meat, and given human flesh is more common to pigs than any other animal then a white wine is probably more fitting than a dry red Chianti.
 

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They are probably mortified that you would eat a heavy protein broad bean side dish with your main course of meat, and given human flesh is more common to pigs than any other animal then a white wine is probably more fitting than a dry red Chianti.
Good point Tas. If indeed human flesh is similar to pork an aromatic white with good acidity would do the trick to cut through the richness. A bone dry great Southern Riesling would be just the ticket.
 

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They are probably mortified that you would eat a heavy protein broad bean side dish with your main course of meat, and given human flesh is more common to pigs than any other animal then a white wine is probably more fitting than a dry red Chianti.
Good point Tas. If indeed human flesh is similar to pork an aromatic white with good acidity would do the trick to cut through the richness. A bone dry great Southern Riesling would be just the ticket.
As it's liver on the menu, I'll stick with Chianti (or a Rioja at a pinch)🍷
 

Themanbun

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I know this particular item is not the Australian way but I would set up a hotline to encourage people to dob in quarantine cheats and reward them for doing so, If we knew that someone was driving dangerously drunk we would let the police know.
I agree with tip offs, but rewarding dob-ins generally doesn't correlate strongly with accurate information..
 

koshari

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Has it been discussed as to where the 723 cases are coming from... are the majority from workplaces, or kids getting it or old age care homes. We really need to have a breakdown of those figures to make a call about whether we should be shutting down certain areas of the economy or not
Whats the point in shutting anything down where 25 pecent of people in self isolation are going out anyway?
 

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