(Coronavirus/Footy)Trying To Do A Poo At The Footy....But There's No Toilet Paper

[Dan]

In light of the panic that's been cause from the Coronavirus.......society has gone to desperate measures in obtaining tissues, toilet paper, paper towels etc.

So much so that not only are your local supermarkets empty in such products...but public bathrooms, toilets have been ransacked.

Taking a crap at the footy is always a last resort for any man but in the case you have to do number 2 and you realise there's no toilet paper....what do you do?

 

[PoppedCorn]

Jocking it
Then free balling it

Its the best option of a s**t situation

 

[Cold Sober]

Hope you're playing Richmond or Hawthorn, with the amount of s**t their supporters dribble no-one would realize you hadn't wiped.

 

[juss]

I have taken many a poo at the footy. Never encountered this. The greatest challenge is by quarter time the toilets are the equivalent to nightclub toilets.

 

[Occidental]

Hawthorn scarf.
No one will notice.