News Coronavirus Thread

[Event Horizon]

Pretty sure they’re supposed to play PSG next week. Can’t see that happening now.

Other Italian teams are still playing UCL. Atalanta played this morning, and Bergamo is right in the middle of the epicenter of the Italian outbreak

 

[Event Horizon]

What sort of crowd are we now expecting for the St Kilda game? 15k?

 

[Heaps of fun]

Heppell should be ok.

I'm learning to do the Heppell trot whenever I see someone coughing in the street.

 

[Val Keating]

Other Italian teams are still playing UCL. Atalanta played this morning, and Bergamo is right in the middle of the epicenter of the Italian outbreak

They can’t risk it if someone from the team they’re playing tested positive. The chances of infection are too high.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Is that like Michael Voss' famous "Robert Harvey Shuffle"?

Voss will always be Mr "Intensive purposes" for me.

 

[Heaps of fun]

2008 Brownlow I think.

Michael Voss managed in one night of MC'ing to turn his public perception from "gun player" to "Dangerfield level w***er".

Rambled on seemingly improvising about Robert Harvey while mainly talking about himself and then naming and demonstrating his own "Robert Harvey Shuffle" a couple of times.

If you ever want a reminder that we're actually a small country with shitty media that was a good event to watch.

Too true.


God bless this great nation.

 

[Grogg]

What sort of crowd are we now expecting for the St Kilda game? 15k?

If that.

Anywhere between 10-15k would be about it.

 

[Chadwiko]

Round 1 of the AFL will be locked out to fans.

Announcement pending this week.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Round 1 of the AFL will be locked out to fans.

Announcement pending this week.

Suitably massive news

 

[King Corey]

Shit just got real, peeps.

 

[Flawed Genius]

In the last half an hour

- Trump bans travel between Europe and the USA (but not between the UK and the USA, where the Health Minister has the virus)
- Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson released a statement saying they have the virus and they're quarantined ... on the Gold Coast


The Trump announcement tanked the stock market there

 

[andana]

So Tom Hanks is going out with the ball from The Castaway?

 

[Flawed Genius]

The Utah Jazz just announced their star centre has the virus. And was preparing to play tonight. Before they suspended the game

 

[Del191229]

Round 1 of the AFL will be locked out to fans.

Announcement pending this week.

Watch West Coast's free tally plummet.

 

[Flawed Genius]

How far are we from the AFL cancelling the season? The NBA did it within 30 minutes of receiving the first positive test from one of its players

 

[King Corey]

How far are we from the AFL cancelling the season? The NBA did it within 30 minutes of receiving the first positive test from one of its players

 

[Flawed Genius]

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Given Hanks has been apparently wandering around the Bondi area for the last week, the Bloods probably have it

 

[giantroo]

 

[King Corey]

Decisive move.

 

[Flawed Genius]

 

[Flawed Genius]

Apparently a case confirmed at LaTrobe University in Melbourne

 

[King Corey]

Big deal, Homer practically tongued Flanders when he had leprosy.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Trump absolutely for sure has this virus

 

[Flawed Genius]

Fox Footy reporting Richmond has closed its doors to outside visitors and will encourage its admin staff to work from home

Melbourne has also segregated its programs and all teams are training at separate facilities

 

[giantroo]