News Coronavirus Thread

[krakouers]

Not going to a bank without a hazmat suit.

Would you get served or arrested?

 

[krakouers]

I hope youse are all still here in three months.

Genuinely. Not just being facetious.

And honestly, same here...

A few less Rich and * Supporters however would not be a bad thing

 

[Gasometer]

I personally prefer getting a like on a dating site, but as they say each to their own. It's at days end a footy thread.

Why would a 19 year marriage need a like from a Dating Site...meh

 

[The acurate one]

Why would a 19 year marriage need a like from a Dating Site...meh

Dear Lord I feel for her

 

[ferball]

Heard and Mcdonald Islands!

At the same time?

Could work I spose.

 

[ferball]

Why would a 19 year marriage need a like from a Dating Site...meh

It would be great advertising if you met on it.

 

[Gasometer]

Dear Lord I feel for her

Yeh come at me when you make it to 18 years on here.

 

[The acurate one]

Good for ya Gaso, so you married and a year later you decided you best join BF?

I know a physiologist who'd a field day with that

Good onya man

 

[Gasometer]

Good for ya Gaso, so you married and a year later you decided you best join BF?

I know a physiologist who'd a field day with that

Good onya man

If you bothered with knowing anything about this Board you'd know the date.

Wayne Carey - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And check your spelling, because I am yet to see a "physiologist"...are they like pyschic or something?

 

[krakouers]

And check your spelling, because I am yet to see a "physiologist"...are they like pyschic or something?

maybe you need a nice massage Gaso?

 

[Nate7]

At the same time?

Could work I spose.

I should've said the HMI group, but 1 boat every 2 years is good enough/remote enough.

 

[The acurate one]

If you bothered with knowing anything about this Board you'd know the date.

Wayne Carey - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And check your spelling, because I am yet to see a "physiologist"...are they like pyschic or something?

I didn't mean to get under your skin, was just messin. I know what I know and I place all things in perspective is all old boy. Especially since Dec 11.







Wonder how nn would have reacted?

 

[ferball]

Why is Scrote Morrison going to the footy?

He would surely have had some potential transmissible contact with Dutton lately.

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]

Why is Scrote Morrison going to the footy?

He would surely have had some potential transmissible contact with Dutton lately.

He certainly won't be now if he had any contact with Dutton.

 

[giantroo]

He certainly won't be now if he had any contact with Dutton.

And if Morrison had contact, that would mean the state premiers he met today could potentially go into self isolation as well.

 

[Val Keating]

Click on link for cure

 

[Gasometer]

I didn't mean to get under your skin, was just messin. I know what I know and I place all things in perspective is all old boy. Especially since Dec 11.







Wonder how nn would have reacted?

I am entitled to one day of the year trumpet blowing. 18 years, never been banned, never had to change my avatar or name. So yeh. That.

 

[The acurate one]

I am entitled to one day of the year trumpet blowing. 18 years, never been banned, never had to change my avatar or name. So yeh. That.

Am ****ing well 100% positive you could blow your trumpet over many awesome things you've achieved. I apologise if I caused you any grief old boy

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Hahaha good timing, my membership finally arrived in the mail today.

 

[giantroo]

Message from Amarfio

As you are no doubt aware, the coronavirus situation is changing rapidly, with the sporting landscape experiencing unprecedented challenges.

I trust that you and your loved ones are safe and well and you are taking the necessary precautions to protect yourselves.

This evening, the AFL advised us the season will go ahead but fans would not be permitted to attend games for the “foreseeable future”.

This is obviously an incredibly disappointing development, as we exist for our supporters and partners and share all the ups and down with you. However, we understand that this decision has been taken out of the AFL’s hands given the directive from Government earlier today.

We will continue to work closely with the AFL in the coming days and weeks in an effort to minimise the impact on you all.

We know it is a challenging time for everyone but our main priority is the health and wellbeing of all our players, staff, members and fans.

We ask for your cooperation, understanding and continued loyalty as we navigate through this. Our club is going to be hit hard by this but we have an exceptional group of talented people at North Melbourne. We are up for the challenge and together we will no doubt get through this.

I am very pleased to report that we have not had any players or staff test positive to the virus. However, we are staying vigilant in order to ensure we mitigate the risks and manage the chances of transmission. We have met with all our players and educated them on the potential risks and how best to conduct themselves away from the club in order to minimise contracting the virus.

We are planning and operating on advice from the government, health agencies and the AFL. As a precaution, our training and administration base at Arden St will only be accessible to the players and essential staff. Furthermore, all training sessions will be closed to the public until further notice.

Our member services are still operational but we are not in a position to offer much more advice or information than what is contained in this letter.

I want to thank our members and fans for their support and understanding. We are in unchartered territory and your co-operation is greatly appreciated as we navigate our way through this scenario.

We will communicate with you again as soon as more information comes to hand but until then, take care.

Regards,

Ben Amarfio

 

[rickety]

Matt Hughes@MattHughesDM
https://twitter.com/MattHughesDM/status/1238404636199002115

Announcement that Prem Lge and EFL to be suspended until weekend of 4 April expected around 11am.

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21:00 - 13 Mar 2020

 

[Val Keating]

And if Morrison had contact, that would mean the state premiers he met today could potentially go into self isolation as well.

I could be wrong but I thought that was a teleconference?

 

[DesertRoo]

How Italy, South Korea differ in tackling coronavirus outbreak

Seoul and Rome took different approaches to combating the spread with significant contrast in outcomes.

www.aljazeera.com

In Italy, millions are locked down and more than 1,000 people have died from the coronavirus.

But in South Korea, which was hit by the disease at about the same time, only a few thousand are quarantined and 67 people died.

The story of the two outbreaks illustrates a difference in approach.

Italy started out testing widely, then narrowed the focus so that now, authorities do not have to process hundreds of thousands of tests. But there's a trade-off: They can't see what's coming and are trying to curb the movements of the country's entire population of 60 million people to contain the disease.

In South Korea, authorities are testing hundreds of thousands of people for infections and tracking potential
carriers like detectives, using mobile phone and satellite technology.

Both countries saw their first cases of the disease called COVID-19 in late January.

South Korea has since reported nearly 8,000 confirmed cases, after testing more than 222,000 people.

In contrast, Italy has more than 12,000 confirmed cases after carrying out more than 73,000 tests on an unspecified number of people.

 

[Chadwiko]

I could be wrong but I thought that was a teleconference?

You're wrong.