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It will go something like this:
"ummmm... Hi there I am here today to say I am really really .... hungry - man I have the munchies something chronic- oh where was I - year really really sorry for the way I have acted in the pas.... wow the words on the page keep moving up and down this is really hard to read - shit I can hardly even remember where I am - better go for a run to clear my head... "
 
not sure if this has been mentioned...

Cousins statement will be pre-recorded

Ben Cousins will read a prepared statement to a single camera with the pre-recorded vision to be distributed to various media tomorrow according to reports today.

The ‘indefinitely suspended’ Brownlow medallist returned home on Monday from a four-week stay at a rehabilitation clinic in California.
 
He has never been made accountable for his actions. WCE have constantly shielded him from reality simply because he can play football. They should have made him face the reality of his addiction last year, but had a vested interest.

His actions have hurt his club and the game in general. He needs to acknowledge this. Why can't people understand this?

There are a lot of people who deserve apologies (ie friends and family), the WCE supporters and sponsors are on that list.

Whether WCE unwashed care to accept it or not, elite athletes of a code have role model responsibilites external to their on field performances.
 

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He should say sorry to all those old ladies who called up 6PR and said "Our Benny is not on Drugs" its cause of his split up with his girlfriend..:eek: ...

Even after his Dad made that prepared statement, that Ben had problems, The old Grannies were still ringing up defending him....:thumbsdown:
 
"... and lastly I'd like to apologise to everyone who has inspired and motivated me over the years - I've let you down. I am grateful to those who have stood by me, and wish to repay the debt. These people include, but are not limited to, my mum and dad and extended family, my coach - John Worsfold, Trevor Nisbett, Dalton Gooding and the entire West Coast team and management.

But last and certainly not least, I'd like to apologise to Percy, the little green elf that sits on my shoulder during games. If it wasn't for Percy constantly telling me that if I stopped running he'd murder my parents, then I wouldn't have achieved that Brownlow in 2005. Thanks for coming with me to LA as well, how awesome was it snorting chang off of those swimsuit models!"
 
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"Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?"
 
hopefully he can stifle that smart arse smile for a few minutes :3

I'm exactly like that.....giggling in the most inappropiate situations ....like at a funeral or when I'm getting a lecture >,>

my tip to cuzz...is to get one of those barbed wire thingmajigs Opus Dei ppl wear on their thigh..... should make the tears come out like a charm.

But are you an adult? 29?
 
But are you an adult? 29?

unfortunately....not that old yet though >,>

ps: looks like its a moot point anyways

from the HUN article (Chris Pyne calling for Cuzz to be a anti-drug crusader)

A video message to be released at 4pm (AEST) forms part of the Eagles' non-negotiable conditions package that Cousins must complete before having any chance of playing football again

they'll edit out any inappropiate bits.... :/
 
"... and lastly I'd like to apologise to everyone who has inspired and motivated me over the years - I've let you down. I am grateful to those who have stood by me, and wish to repay the debt. These people include, but are not limited to, my mum and dad and extended family, my coach - John Worsfold, Trevor Nisbett, Dalton Gooding and the entire West Coast team and management.

But last and certainly not least, I'd like to apologise to Percy, the little green elf that sits on my shoulder during games. If it wasn't for Percy constantly telling me that if I stopped running he'd murder my parents, then I wouldn't have achieved that Brownlow in 2005. Thanks for coming with me to LA as well, how awesome was it snorting chang off of those swimsuit models!"

:D haha
 

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He has never been made accountable for his actions. WCE have constantly shielded him from reality simply because he can play football. They should have made him face the reality of his addiction last year, but had a vested interest.

His actions have hurt his club and the game in general. He needs to acknowledge this. Why can't people understand this?

There are a lot of people who deserve apologies (ie friends and family), the WCE supporters and sponsors are on that list.

Whether WCE unwashed care to accept it or not, elite athletes of a code have role model responsibilites external to their on field performances.

And Collingwood are perfect angels off the field :thumbsdown: ?
The most favoured team re umps and fixtures .
 

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* Treatment to continue for the next 4 weeks
* Apologies to the Eagles, the AFL and the community
* Doesn't know when he'll play again
* Asks for his privacy to be respected

And I want Jessica Alba in my bed tonight but lets be honest neithers gonna happen.

Nothing groundbreaking said there. Just told us what we already know
 

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