Frankston has formally commenced negotiating a two-state solution
We've set-up an office in HK to attract its best and brightest, abandoning our policy of 'We grew here, you flew here'
A militia has been raised - arsenals were buried in backyards during the gun amnesty
They have been instructed that a stocking over your head is not PPE
Norf is trying to relocate and become the Frankston Dolphins
And our coat of arms is a toddler booting a seagull (the bird tried to steal her Maccas)
We've set-up an office in HK to attract its best and brightest, abandoning our policy of 'We grew here, you flew here'
A militia has been raised - arsenals were buried in backyards during the gun amnesty
They have been instructed that a stocking over your head is not PPE
Norf is trying to relocate and become the Frankston Dolphins
And our coat of arms is a toddler booting a seagull (the bird tried to steal her Maccas)