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[BringouttheGimp]

 

[Good Horse]

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Are you saying stay gold, ponyboy?

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Are you saying stay gold, ponyboy?

Not Gonz on Mafs.. that's for sure.

 

[DinoSoar]

Not Gonz on Mafs.. that's for sure.

MAFS retreat is going to be next level, like a 3 day non-stop dinner party. Gonzo in the centre of it all, just when we thought he couldn’t behave any worse.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

MAFS retreat is going to be next level, like a 3 day non-stop dinner party. Gonzo in the centre of it all, just when we thought he couldn’t behave any worse.

The Gonz is a great re.. he's soooooo intimidating.. agh stoooooo.. all I need to do is look at him re and he'll crumble..

Am I a great or what re.

 

[Good Horse]

Either medieval monks were on some seriously good s**t, or Easter could be more bloody than we anticipate.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

MAFS retreat is going to be next level, like a 3 day non-stop dinner party. Gonzo in the centre of it all, just when we thought he couldn’t behave any worse.

2 weeks running re.. mon-wed MAFS.. thurs footy. Couldn't have asked for anything better really.

You reckon the Gonz is doing all this s**t cause he's interested in Bec but she rejected his advancements at the gym and that re?

 

[DinoSoar]

2 weeks running re.. mon-wed MAFS.. thurs footy. Couldn't have asked for anything better really.

You reckon the Gonz is doing all this sh*t cause he's interested in Bec but she rejected his advancements at the gym and that re?

Hard to say, he’s such an emotionally stunted narcissist that anything is possible with him. More likely his ego can’t cope when he gets the slightest bit of pushback and has a huge tanty.

 

[jathanas]

Speaking of emotionally stunted, any initiative to create a celebrity MAFS needs to recruit Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

as a priority.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Hard to say, he’s such an emotionally stunted narcissist that anything is possible with him. More likely his ego can’t cope when he gets the slightest bit of pushback and has a huge tanty.

I think he's trying to come across as being virtuous to impress Bec re.. he tried the woke high moral standards act.. didn't work.. now he's threatening to leave.. to gain her attention yet again.. poor Melis.. nice lady.. being used as a scapegoat.. this John Aiken bloke needs to be replaced by Shapiro re.. he'll put the Gonz in his place.. but these virtuous types even after losing the argument.. will always come back for more.. why.. cause they're virtuous re.

The Gonz is a great re.

 

[Good Horse]

Speaking of emotionally stunted, any initiative to create a celebrity MAFS needs to recruit Chris Scott as a priority.

Chris Scott isn't stunted. He has enormous emotional range.

Chris Scott looking constipatedthoughtful



Chris Scott looking enraptured



Chris Scott looking passionate



Chris Scott looking vulnerable in an entirely metrosexual way



Chris Scott looking aroused....actually, nah, I think that might be constipated too. Or both.




This is a man with an emotional range Gerard Butler would find confronting. Who could forget his King Lear? His Willy Loman? His random petulant manchild? This is a man with a map of the world on his face, and its a map leading to a pretty ******* peevish place I can tell you.

 

[TradeDraft]

MAFS retreat is going to be next level, like a 3 day non-stop dinner party. Gonzo in the centre of it all, just when we thought he couldn’t behave any worse.

MAFS is so Got Up.

Fake as the Day is Long

 

[DinoSoar]

MAFS is so Got Up.

Fake as the Day is Long

Totally

 

[neilk]

Are you saying stay gold, ponyboy?

 

[sideswipe]

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I fear for Good Horse when he sees this. It is so choc full of unintended pony double entendre that he may well expire.

"the best equine oleomargarine spread you'll ever taste" is a bold claim indeed.

Edit: the internet disappointingly tells me it was intended "japery". Kind of disappointing. It was only less than 10 years ago that the oleo processing plant in Port Melbourne closed down.

 

[Good Horse]

I fear for Good Horse when he sees this. It is so choc full of unintended pony double entendre that he may well expire.

"the best equine oleomargarine spread you'll ever taste" is a bold claim indeed.

Edit: the internet disappointingly tells me it was intended "japery". Kind of disappointing. It was only less than 10 years ago that the oleo processing plant in Port Melbourne closed down.

I fear you are being overly generous. This does not seem like "unintended" pony double entendre. More like single entendre.

I am afraid I cannot accept such japery on multiple accounts.

First, the mere mention of "The Goodness of Ponies". The suggestion that such a thing could exist is an outrage. As everyone knows, ponies are all unspeakable corruption. Like Carlton but worse. You might as well invite people to savour goodness by licking the bogs at Princes Park clean. Or James Hird.

But worse, far worse, if you read it is clear that the raw material was thoroughbred colts and foals. Horses. Not ponies. This abomination conflates good, pure, noble horses with the degraded ponies, as if the two are equivalent. For shame. That's something even Carlton wouldn't do.

I am triggered I can tell you now. There will be consequences. You have been warned.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

The next couple of nights on MAFS are gonna be fuucckkkeeennn peeaaarlllleeers mate.

How good was the Gonz last night re?

 

[TradeDraft]

Maybe I WON'T get the Vaccine Thursday Evening then

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Maybe I WON'T get the Vaccine Thursday Evening then

Why not ask your doctor?

 

[TradeDraft]

Why not ask your doctor?

I will when I go down with my Mum and Dad to see what he Thinks

 

[barrackers]

Was shocked to see fuel had skyrocketed to 169.9 when I drove past last night then I remembered it was Easter this weekend.

Nothing surer than a price rise before a long weekend.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Nothing surer than a price rise before a long weekend.

One thing...

There is a wrong answer to does my bum look big in this?

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Was shocked to see fuel had skyrocketed to 169.9 when I drove past last night then I remembered it was Easter this weekend.

Nothing surer than a price rise before a long weekend.

Managed to get close to a full tank at $1.19 per ltr so I avoided getting hit hard at the *en bowser.. mowzer yowzer.. that's like a *en $25 saving or whatever.. might get a souv *en deluxe with the savings mate.. *en forget about it mate.

Am I a *en great or what re.

 

[neilk]

Was shocked to see fuel had skyrocketed to 169.9 when I drove past last night then I remembered it was Easter this weekend.

Nothing surer than a price rise before a long weekend.

It's nothing to do with Easter. It's purely coincidental. The fuel companies told us so.

 

[The Dawes]

Chris Scott isn't stunted. He has enormous emotional range.

Chris Scott looking constipatedthoughtful

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Chris Scott looking enraptured

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Chris Scott looking passionate

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Chris Scott looking vulnerable in an entirely metrosexual way

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Chris Scott looking aroused....actually, nah, I think that might be constipated too. Or both.

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This is a man with an emotional range Gerard Butler would find confronting. Who could forget his King Lear? His Willy Loman? His random petulant manchild? This is a man with a map of the world on his face, and its a map leading to a pretty ******* peevish place I can tell you.

definitely see Chris Scott as more of a Travis Bickle type