Cows vs Bullfrogs - Tex vs Herb

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No doubt the flat track West Horsham Cows will be throffin' at the bit to make up for the woeful effort against the Paer on the weekend and probably see the Doggies as easy pickings given the fact we are playing half our VFL side due to injuries. Tex will probably be looking forward to it given we have no backmen left and we will have to call on Herb Henderson from our 1954 premiership side to fill in the full back role. Herb doesn't turn 90 for a couple of years so he is still full of run and will no doubt belt big Tex around the ears. Normally Dale Morris, Marcus Adams, Easton Wood, Kieran Collins, Jordan Rougghead, or young red P Plater Aaron Naughton would take on Tex, but they are all suffering injuries, so it'll be left to old Herb. Herb played 130 games for 0 goals but that won't matter when he neutralises Tex. Don't be fooled by his glasses either, he'll no doubt wear contacts.

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No doubt the flat track West Horsham Cows will be throffin' at the bit to make up for the woeful effort against the Paer on the weekend and probably see the Doggies as easy pickings given the fact we are playing half our VFL side due to injuries. Tex will probably be looking forward to it given we have no backmen left and we will have to call on Herb Henderson from our 1954 premiership side to fill in the full back role. Herb doesn't turn 90 for a couple of years so he is still full of run and will no doubt belt big Tex around the ears. Normally Dale Morris, Marcus Adams, Easton Wood, Kieran Collins, Jordan Rougghead, or young red P Plater Aaron Naughton would take on Tex, but they are all suffering injuries, so it'll be left to old Herb. Herb played 130 games for 0 goals but that won't matter when he neutralises Tex. Don't be fooled by his glasses either, he'll no doubt wear contacts.

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Not sure if you've been paying attention, but we have a couple of injuries ourselves. So it could possibly end up being the battle of the crutches.
 

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No doubt the flat track West Horsham Cows will be throffin' at the bit to make up for the woeful effort against the Paer on the weekend and probably see the Doggies as easy pickings given the fact we are playing half our VFL side due to injuries. Tex will probably be looking forward to it given we have no backmen left and we will have to call on Herb Henderson from our 1954 premiership side to fill in the full back role. Herb doesn't turn 90 for a couple of years so he is still full of run and will no doubt belt big Tex around the ears. Normally Dale Morris, Marcus Adams, Easton Wood, Kieran Collins, Jordan Rougghead, or young red P Plater Aaron Naughton would take on Tex, but they are all suffering injuries, so it'll be left to old Herb. Herb played 130 games for 0 goals but that won't matter when he neutralises Tex. Don't be fooled by his glasses either, he'll no doubt wear contacts.

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Won't need a mouthguard. Can just leave his teeth in a glass.
 
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