Craffles needs Bay 13 help - Costume Ideas

[craffles]

Okay first off, I know this will backfire but whatever I might get one post which will help.

I have a work function with the theme "Chart Toppers". Basically just dress up as a recognizable music star. Craffles isn't a massive muso but wants a costume that is easy and comfortable (function is in QLD and will be hot).

Help me floggos, what music star can I go to this function as?

 

[El Dubya]

Drape yourself in cheese and people will believe you are there as Lady Gaga.

 

[craffles]

Drape yourself in cheese and people will believe you are there as Lady Gaga.

I love #cheese more than anyone but stinky hot sweaty craffles cheese is a sickening thought

 

[El Dubya]

Al Jolson, that way you can get fired for being racist and then you can spend all day on the Bay.

 

[T2B_]

Just go naked, everyone will think you're Miley Cyrus

 

[El Dubya]

Craffles your dimensions really come into play here. Are you a fat campaigner? From eating too much cheese?

 

[craffles]

Just go naked, everyone will think you're Miley Cyrus

Best suggestion so far. Not sure how to get the nudity past HR though.

 

[craffles]

Craffles your dimensions really come into play here. Are you a fat campaigner? From eating too much cheese?

Nah I'm not a fat kane cornes but I'm pretty short.

 

[El Dubya]

Nah I'm not a fat kane cornes but I'm pretty short.

Go as Warwick Capper.

 

[El Dubya]

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Wear something stupid and go as DEVO

 

[Allikat]

Wear something stupid and go as DEVO

Literally just need a pot plant on your head

 

[craffles]

1. Miley Cyrus
2. Warwick Capper
3. Devo


Thread going better than planned

 

[Lord Rod]

Surely George Michael wouldn't be too much of a stretch...

 

[Allikat]

Do you have time to grow a stache? Freddie Mercury will keep you cool while being super cool. Just need a wifebeater & some excessively tight pants

 

[KardiniaPark]

Nah I'm not a fat kane cornes but I'm pretty short.

Cut your arms off and go as Daniel Rich.

 

[craffles]

Cut your arms off and go as Daniel Rich.

Don't recall his music career. What did he sing?

 

[KardiniaPark]

Don't recall his music career. What did he sing?

Sorry it's my first day, I'll just go and sweep something and stay out of the way.

 

[Rankin_1925]

Nah I'm not a fat kane cornes but I'm pretty short.

Sounds like you need to dress as Nick Dal Santo

 

[TazHawk15]

Okay first off, I know this will backfire but whatever I might get one post which will help.

I have a work function with the theme "Chart Toppers". Basically just dress up as a recognizable music star. Craffles isn't a massive muso but wants a costume that is easy and comfortable (function is in QLD and will be hot).

Help me floggos, what music star can I go to this function as?

Go as any muso, as they are all on drugs.

I am sure Jimmy and Tanya would approve.

 

[JoseMourinho]

David hasselhoff

 

[craffles]

Go as any muso, as they are all on drugs.

I am sure Jimmy and Tanya would approve.

Travis 3 strikes and off to hospital tuck says hi

 

[Bombers 2003]

jimmy barnes

 

[TazHawk15]

Travis 3 strikes and off to hospital tuck says hi

What do you expect from some kid related to the Abletts?

 

[Yidaki]

What about dressing up as the best "selling" cheese in the world right now. Technically it is a chart topper.