Crazy, Random facts

[00Stinger]

* More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere
* In the 1400’s a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”
* According to a study by the Economic Research Service, 27% of all food production in Western nations ends up in garbage cans. Yet, 1,2 billion people are underfed - the same number of people who are overweight
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
* Hot water is heavier than cold
* Human birth control pills work on gorillas
* The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper
* Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time
* Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food
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[ioppolo]

A Duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

 

[Rusty22]

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

The blue whale can ejaculate about 200 gallons of semen
Students in Denmark get paid to go to school.
In Turkmenistan water, gas and electricity are free.
Snoop Dogg has an IQ level of 147 that is thought to be extremely high and that of a gifted genius.

 

[CakeEater]

Miss Piggy's real name is Piggy Lee.

 

[Outshined]

*It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

Dogs can't look up either.

 

[LosBeatles]

My orgasisms have been lasting less than 6 seconds lately

is that a sign smth is wrong with me?

 

[The Dice Man]

Chuck Norris turned 5 and grew his first mustache on 6th of May 1945

The Nazis surrendered on the 7th of May 1945

 

[Colin D'Cops]

* In the 1400’s a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”

Cheers for that, will try and store this one

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Dogs can't look up either.

Say what?

 

[SugarShane]

* Barack Obama is not black. He just usually stands in dim lit rooms.
* Cricket was invented by Michael Hussey's great-great-great-great-great grandfather. Hence why the name Mr Cricket was passed down to him.
* Peeling an orange can cure you of the flu.

Am i doing it right?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

If you say ORANGES very slowly, it sounds like "gullible"

No it doesn't. Heeeey, wait a minute .....


In the middle ages people did not believe the world was flat. The knowledge of a spherical world was known in ancient Greece; even a measurment within a few percent of the modern day was reckoned. That knowledge was never lost to European society. It was believed to be an almost perfect spehere, rather than the slightly bulged equator and flattened poles thsat we know it to be today.

England's first two one day internationals against Zimbabwe were won by Zimbabwe. Both were played in Australia. Zimbabwe went on to win 5 of their first 6 ODIs against England.

The planet Neptune's orbit crosses that of the former planet Pluto.

42 is NOT the meaning of life. It is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. The question is unknown.

Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It is a common misconception held by all truly stupid people. (TV quote, please name the character)

According to seats represented Australia has never had a Prime Minister from South Australia*, and has had only one each from Western Australia and Tasmania. (Not including Acting PMs.)
*Bob Hawke was born in SA, and Julia Gillard spent childhood there but both represented Victorian seats.

 

[Mofra]

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

Pfffft. That's not even a thing.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It is a common misconception held by all truly stupid people.

Thanks Kryten.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Thanks Kryten.

You're welcome, Mr Nazi, sir.

(Now there's a phrase I never thought I would use.)

 

[Illinois Nazi]

You're welcome, Mr Nazi, sir.

(Now there's a phrase I never thought I would use.)

Now don't you start getting tetchy!

 

[Shane Hird]

Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It is a common misconception held by all truly stupid people. (TV quote, please name the character)

haha..excellent!^


And if pigs lay on their back surely they can gaze at the sky.

 

[neroblack]

The average male orgasm lasts six seconds;

I wonder who these guys are who are lifting the average so much..

 

[worbod]

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Did you forget to type the h into this word?

 

[stralia]

In Sweden, masturbating in public is legal as long as you don't look at anyone while doing it.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

I don't understand this one, how can they come up with those numbers? Sure, there is a good chance of swallowing a flying insect but 70 of them? 10 spiders? I don't believe it at all, seems like an urban legend to me.

 

[Shane Hird]

I don't understand this one, how can they come up with those numbers? Sure, there is a good chance of swallowing a flying insect but 70 of them? 10 spiders? I don't believe it at all, seems like an urban legend to me.

agree. HTF can you record stats for that? ya can't I tells youz!

I will dismiss this crazy, random fact as rubbish.

 

[FootyJunkie]

In Sweden, masturbating in public is legal as long as you don't look at anyone while doing it.

Europe

 

[Marlowe]

Batman founded Melbourne. Is there anything he can't do?

 

[Shane Hird]

Hitler and a number of Nazi leaders were homos..

 

[worbod]

Some Aussie random facts:

Rodney Rude's middle name is Malcolm.
There were 666 shows of The Don Lane Show.
Michael Cole, Simon Townsend and Dave Allen have all said "shit" at the Logies.
Don Bradman averaged 100.07 in all first class innings for an entire decade (the 1930s.)