Crazy Vossy Sack Watch

[FootySpectre]

The Countdown Begins


Well, here we are again. Carlton fans spent the offseason chest-thumping about flags, and now, they’re warming up the torches and pitchforks for their own coach.


Michael Voss walked into the job as a "master motivator," but it turns out he’s just a glorified gym instructor with a clipboard. The game plan? A mystery. The midfield? Lost. The defense? More holes than a slice of Swiss cheese.


If history tells us anything, Carlton will do what Carlton does best—pull the trigger, sack the coach, and start another five-year ‘reset.’ Who’s next in line? Ross Lyon? Brendan Bolton 2.0? Maybe they’ll bring back Mick Malthouse for one last rodeo.


So, grab the popcorn, folks. The only thing more inevitable than Carlton finishing mid-table is the club chopping another coach before the dust settles on another wasted season.


Discuss.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe they can get Kern... a cuddly H&A specialist sounds just like what they need

The problem with being a 'master motivator' is you have to have players that actually want to win... and more than one who is capable of doing it

 

[Truetiger]

They should offer him an extension on his contract. If they lose to the Bulldogs then it becomes serious.

 

[Cactus_]

I feel like Carlton deserve 10 years of Ken Hinkley now

(Voss back to Port)

 

[Stronzo]

Brett Ratten could turn this mob around.

Give him another whirl. I’d also be interested to see how red he is now.

 

[the avoca drover]

Loved Michael Voss as a player, but Carlolton can drag even the best champions down to their level.

 

[Truetiger]

Brett Ratten could turn this mob around.

Give him another whirl. I’d also be interested to see how red he is now.

I don’t believe they should have sacked him back then. As for Voss wasn’t successful with Brisbane either.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Kern to the Blues would be magnificent

 

[Truetiger]

Kern to the Blues would be magnificent

Hahaha that would be funny.

 

[Hamingja]

The best thing about Carlton being impatient is that the two coaches that they have over corrected on and tried to stick fat with in Bolton and Voss have both been hopeless

 

[blue gunslinger]

The Countdown Begins


Well, here we are again. Carlton fans spent the offseason chest-thumping about flags, and now, they’re warming up the torches and pitchforks for their own coach.


Michael Voss walked into the job as a "master motivator," but it turns out he’s just a glorified gym instructor with a clipboard. The game plan? A mystery. The midfield? Lost. The defense? More holes than a slice of Swiss cheese.


If history tells us anything, Carlton will do what Carlton does best—pull the trigger, sack the coach, and start another five-year ‘reset.’ Who’s next in line? Ross Lyon? Brendan Bolton 2.0? Maybe they’ll bring back Mick Malthouse for one last rodeo.


So, grab the popcorn, folks. The only thing more inevitable than Carlton finishing mid-table is the club chopping another coach before the dust settles on another wasted season.


Discuss.

mid-table sounds like a challenge but OK

 

[Truetiger]

The best thing about Carlton being impatient is that the two coaches that they have over corrected on and tried to stick fat with in Bolton and Voss have both been hopeless

Time to bring Ratten back. lol

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I hope they ask Ratten

The GAGF would be audible from the moon

 

[springvale_mackers]

John Barker still around?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I am starting to think we should give Voss another year and get rid of the slacker players who have let this club down time and time again.

At some point, the vicious Carlton circle of sacking coaches every 3 years needs to stop.

 

[Drunkcat]

Is there a stat what club has sacked the most coaches?

 

[FootySpectre]

Is there a stat what club has sacked the most coaches?

Here's the link look it up.

List of current Australian Football League coaches - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Is there a stat what club has sacked the most coaches?

St Kilda would be right up there.

 

[FootySpectre]

Carlton has had 31 senior coaches since its inception, with several departures being involuntary. Similarly, Richmond and St Kilda have undergone numerous coaching changes over the years. It's important to note that not all coaching departures are classified as sackings; some coaches resign or retire.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton has had 31 senior coaches since its inception, with several departures being involuntary. Similarly, Richmond and St Kilda have undergone numerous coaching changes over the years. It's important to note that not all coaching departures are classified as sackings; some coaches resign or retire.

Ian Stewart was forced out of the Carlton coaching job for extremely undisclosed and very unsavoury reasons (which I will not reveal here but personally I think he should kicked out of the Hall of Fame like Barry Cable)

 

[Footy Is Good]

We had the same coach for 38 years.

#magpieloyality

 

[FootySpectre]

We had the same coach for 38 years.

#magpieloyality

Jock McHale?

 

[dees arent rabble]

Imagine losing to Richmunt.

How low could you get.

Oh hang on

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton has had 31 senior coaches since its inception,

36

 

[FootySpectre]

Vossy is getting himself ready to take an early train home with Elmer tonight.