Urban dictionaryed it.Tell me Urnie do you ever go ‘church tongue’ on these lovely lasses?
This thread is too goodUrban dictionaryed it.
No. I gauge the women's receptiveness at first.....clearly i have consent to kiss her....let me make that abundantly clear. Instead, what I am gauging is how receptive the women is to, what I like to call, 'deep tongue'.
At first I nibble her lip and lip kiss....after a few seconds of that I then gauge how open her mouth is and then i add a bit of tongue and see the response. Generally it is pretty positive and the kiss will then get deeper and more aggressive. It might progress to kissing down her neck and pulling her hair softly....so the nape of her neck is exposed and then i plant my lips around that.
Reminds me of the time i went on a bowling date with a medical doctor in her 30s....she was alright looking, nothing special....but the downside was she had 3 kids.
Im tall and handsome, but not in the most 'prestigious' job that would get women weak at the knees when they think of my bank balance. However, this bird was tall, so her market share was already reduced if she wished to date a guy that was taller than her...she would simply be taller than most guys...except me. Add to the fact she has 3 kids...and her fading, but still respectable looks, and you could see that perhaps she was, sadly it must be sad, on the wrong side of the dating market if she wished to name her price.
Fair play to her....i think she realised this but was still raging against it.....as she trawled the POF scene night after night.
Anyway, we go on a bowling date. It goes alright. I txt her after and she says, yes, lets meet again sometime.
Come Saturday night...a few days later....she messages that she is town for a house warming party and shed like to see me and if i could drive her home. No sex at all it must be said. The babysitter was at home and this girl wasnt like that.
I ask via text, jokingly, if she wants to make out in the car before we leave for her house. She replies....'why not?'.
After i pick her up we drive to a secluded location and tear into each other.....full on tongue kiss for 45 minutes. At one point....I ask if she wants to go home...she looks at the clock on my car dash and says, 'not yet', as she drives her tongue deep into my mouth.
Anyway, a few days later she abuses me for some unrelated matter about my age....
Later this week i am off to see a doctor that works at the same practice she does....i will be wearing a cap and i will keep my head in a book just in case i see her in the waiting room.
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Next level quality!I haven't made love in over a year....she was very respectable and tidy....I lie down next to her and we start to kiss....and we end up making love at 7 am in the morning....her moans interwhine with the garbage truck machinery as the garbos empty the hotel's bins.
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