
Austoraisetheurn
Team Captain
- Aug 25, 2019
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- Collingwood
Had a few flings of late.Where for art thou Urnie. I hope the isolation hasn't stopped your horizontal dance floor shenanigans. I need more stories. This could be the worst thing that has happened since the Virus arrived!
Saturday night on pof is always half a chance of scoring a pash.
Last Saturday I venture over to a decent looking birds pad for Netflix. Meet her the first time at tge door. Very tidey indeed.
Speak crap for 30 mins then I go in for the make out. Straight away she inserts her tongue into my mouth and we are off.
Could taste her tonsil stone juice on her saliva but I don't care. I'm sinking my tongue in as deep as i can. Nothing like a dirty pash.
We then go to her room for the main event.
A good night's work.
After returning home I find out she has blocked me on pof.
I was a conquest for her, perhaps she tinged that i wanted more.