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[Caesar]

You'd probably get more leeway if you posted in match threads in good faith, rather than just popping up to troll at opportune moments.

 

[Doodlesweaver]

I don't know if I'm breaking a rule by asking this so I'll ask it here.

Is Sweet Jesus the artist formerly known as Ian Dargie?

 

[Phone]

just to be safe, we should probably just ban anyone who argues a lot

 

[Kram]

I don't know if I'm breaking a rule by asking this so I'll ask it here.

Is Sweet Jesus the artist formerly known as Ian Dargie?

Very reminiscent of the Gunnar 'The West Coast Drug Problems are Overblown' Longshanks guy

 

[KevinTaylor]

Im not very good with the search function.
Is there a Polls page on the cricket board?

 

[The_Reaper]

Im not very good with the search function.
Is there a Polls page on the cricket board?

No

 

[RohitSharma]

Which players visits here? Please tell me which players we can't criticize so I will post positive things about them.

 

[The_Reaper]

Which players visits here? Please tell me which players we can't criticize so I will post positive things about them.

I am actually Mitchell Johnson

 

[RohitSharma]

I am actually Mitchell Johnson

Hey man I am a big fan of you. I always wanted to ask you, when was the toughest time in your career? Do you prioritize Ashes over World Cup?

 

[The_Reaper]

Hey man I am a big fan of you. I always wanted to ask you, when was the toughest time in your career? Do you prioritize Ashes over World Cup?

You'll have to wait until my autobiography is released

 

[RohitSharma]

You'll have to wait until my autobiography is released

I am even getting nervous to ask you questions, best of luck vs Pakistan. Thunderbolts and destroy them #bleedgold

 

[RohitSharma]

You'll have to wait until my autobiography is released

Hey Johnson, what is your diet? I want to lose 5 kg in one month, my ex is getting married and I want to make her jealous.

 

[TheDrop]

Hey Johnson, what is your diet? I want to lose 5 kg in one month, my ex is getting married and I want to make her jealous.

Hey man, Peter Siddle here, bananas usually go pretty good for just about anything.

 

[footyfan1978]

Hey man, Peter Siddle here, bananas usually go pretty good for just about anything.

Pete mate. Any chance of you putting some bloody meat back on you?
You lost a bit of zip about your bowling and almost just a medium pacer now. Stop being a banana freak and eat up a bit more.
You lost your Test spot as you been fading away.

 

[RohitSharma]

Hey man, Peter Siddle here, bananas usually go pretty good for just about anything.

Thanks mate, I had banana five times yesterday and feeling energized. I always enjoyed your bowling but you have lost pace which hurts me, how can you gain your pace back. Also, any tips for Ishant Sharma?

 

[The_Reaper]

Thanks mate, I had banana five times yesterday and feeling energized. I always enjoyed your bowling but you have lost pace which hurts me, how can you gain your pace back. Also, any tips for Ishant Sharma?

One tip for Ishant- retire.

Some people just can't be helped

 

[footyfan1978]

I see on a scoreboard you did well today Rohit.
Well done.
Great effort to stir up the locals here and still find time to get out on MCG and play a big innings.
What is your secret to multi-tasking ?

 

[Kram]

Standard of posting on here has really gone downhill during the World Cup.

 

[The_Reaper]

Might be worth considering bringing in an extra mod just for the Ashes and future world cups.

It's massive jump in activity compared to normal and might be unreasonable to expect the usual mods to be able cope with the temporary influx.

 

[ioppolo]

I don't wanna name names, but holy hell some posters are actually making me angry at something on the internet!

 

[RohitSharma]

Might be worth considering bringing in an extra mod just for the Ashes and future world cups.

It's massive jump in activity compared to normal and might be unreasonable to expect the usual mods to be able cope with the temporary influx.

I am up for moderating. First Indian to be a moderator in Aussie forum, i am the gurinder sandhu here.

 

[RohitSharma]

I see on a scoreboard you did well today Rohit.
Well done.
Great effort to stir up the locals here and still find time to get out on MCG and play a big innings.
What is your secret to multi-tasking ?

Thanks mate, I come here to see all the hate comments against me, it pumps me up and bring it back in the field. I am expecting a lot of hate comments before I go to bat, it will ire me up to score a big one. I like playing with fire, they call me fireball.

 

[footyfan1978]

he he love it

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Can one of the mods sticky the game thread for 1st test Ashes?

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Can a Mod set up a 'Players behaving like Dicks' general thread for the Aus v SA series?

It's a good series for the play but there is going to be dickish behaviour ongoing and the match threads can be rendered unreadable. I could set one up but have no interest in reading it or partaking in it so that might be a bit weird.