Off-topic Cricket match: Chicko Rolls vs Vindaloo

[Triggering Tiger]

Ussie fell for the sucker ball.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Ussie fell for the sucker ball.

Djokervic vs Alcarez on now is a corker of a match

 

[Plugger35]

Djokervic vs Alcarez on now is a corker of a match

What's the Joker's batting average.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

What's the Joker's batting average.

62

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You idiot head!

 

[Plugger35]

62

Is that on Croatian pitches, what is his batting average away from home?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Is that on Croatian pitches, what is his batting average away from home?

That's almost as funny as the aints only premiership in 1966..

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Warner is the kind of bloke you'd love to punch in the head...

EFA

 

[philreich]

We need at least another 100 tonight, to feel relatively safe.

 

[spudmaster]

We need at least another 100 tonight, to feel relatively safe.

Was wondering what the strat would be, assuming we don't get bowled all-out. Overall lead of ~400ish?

 

[spudmaster]

Crud.
Their slips doing what ours couldn't for most of yesterday

 

[Dinsdale]

Nice accurate maiden from Boland

 

[spudmaster]

GOT HIM!

 

[Dinsdale]

What a catch!

 

[hawkman]

Boland you beauty

 

[spudmaster]

BOLLY!

 

[Dinsdale]

Bang! Another one goneski

 

[hawkman]

Starc junk timing like a Carlton forward

 

[spudmaster]

Get your unpatriotic backside in here Elmer_Judd and congratulate the ICC WTC23 Champions!

 

[hawkman]

Get your unpatriotic backside in here Elmer_Judd and congratulate the ICC WTC23 Champions!

Wouldn't he be celebrating a Carlton win?

Oh

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I like Essendob .l

Get your unpatriotic backside in here Elmer_Judd and congratulate the ICC WTC23 Champions!

News flash, I actually really don't like cricket much at all. Baseball is so much better.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

What a magnificent effort form a wonderful team. Work hard. Work together! True Australian spirit!
What a magnificent day for this beautiful country! I’m so proud right now!
Also, Elmer_Judd hand your passport on right now qant! You are no longer a required citizen of this country! See you later you ******* piece of s**t!!!!

 

[philreich]

Gotta love the Indian fans for calling Cam Green a cheat - maybe they'd be better off directing their anger at their bowlers on day one, who were about as accurate as a Carlton forward.

 

[hawkman]

Gotta love the Indian fans for calling Cam Green a cheat - maybe they'd be better off directing their anger at their bowlers on day one, who were about as accurate as a Carlton forward.

No one is that inaccurate

 

[FurTheWin]

Cheaparse looking trophy, it looks like one of those Bunnings garden lights things you can get for a tenner