Hey there,
I'm the best man for my mates wedding, and he is very much into cricket. I want to make a few gags during my speech comparing married life to cricket. The things I can think of are probably pretty lame (im not really into cricket myself), but I'm wondering if any funnymen on here could help me out?
Stuff like:
- batting above his average with his wife
- bigger chucker than muri (buck's night)
- can remove the cover from his bat now that he's married
etc.
Any funny stuff appreciated! The dirtier the better!
I'm the best man for my mates wedding, and he is very much into cricket. I want to make a few gags during my speech comparing married life to cricket. The things I can think of are probably pretty lame (im not really into cricket myself), but I'm wondering if any funnymen on here could help me out?
Stuff like:
- batting above his average with his wife
- bigger chucker than muri (buck's night)
- can remove the cover from his bat now that he's married
etc.
Any funny stuff appreciated! The dirtier the better!