Cricket

[Klyntonius]

This is the Ashes right here

 

[Cannon82]

Can't work out what Paine is doing here. One ball every couple of overs at Leach isn't going to win us this game.

 

[Deemanding]

They need to be picking players on the fence to stand about 20m off, stopping the 2's - in particular deep point and third man - oh ffs.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Marcus Harris should get the * in the bin.

 

[jhong]

Ever since Leach came in , our bowling has turned to puss.

Can't work out what Paine is doing here. One ball every couple of overs at Leach isn't going to win us this game.

Pretty sure Paine has no idea what he is doing either

 

[Cannon82]

Any danger of one of our quicks trying a slower ball or two? Has anyone else noticed that Stokes is trying to tank most of the balls out of the ground?

 

[Deemanding]

Marcus Harris should get the fu** in the bin.

He's probably dropped the Ashes now

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Peak MFC

 

[Deemanding]

If we need a review later - well, Paine can get in the bin too

 

[Fork n Hell]

He's probably dropped the Ashes now

To go with his shitty run out attempt to the wrong end

 

[Fork n Hell]

FMD

 

[Deemanding]

I've just woken my whole household.******* nooooooooo

 

[Cannon82]

Serves us right for wasting that review on the one that pitched a metre outside leg. Wowee we could not have done much worse than this.

 

[Klyntonius]

Good captaincy Tim Paine. Lucky we don't need DRS.

 

[Fork n Hell]

FMDx2

 

[Deemanding]

******* terrible umpiring though. You can get in the bin too Wilson.

 

[Fork n Hell]

Paine has stuffed this up royally

 

[jhong]

How was that not out . It was plumb .

 

[Cannon82]

Just filthy from Cummins. Try bowling at the stumps.

 

[Klyntonius]

We've got what we've deserved. Embarrassing.

 

[Fork n Hell]

How was that not out . It was plumb .

If we only had a review...

 

[Cannon82]

How was that not out . It was plumb .

Umpires choke as well. Pretty often.

 

[Deemanding]

Umpires choke as well. Pretty often.

There's choking, and then there's missing an absolutely plumb as * decision which will probably now decide the entire series.

 

[Cannon82]

Well, good on Stokes, deserved to finish on the winning side after that effort, but that is horrendous from Australia. Talk about rudderless and inept. Terrible captaincy, terrible bowling and terrible fielding when it counted.

 

[Cannon82]

There's choking, and then there's missing an absolutely plumb as fu** decision which will probably now decide the entire series.

Seen it plenty of times before. When matches are tight, umpires put the finger away and the bowling side will have to either hit the stumps or catch one.